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R. Kelly is writing his memoirs

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by edinatlanta, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. edinatlanta

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    I thought this was funny...

    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php
     


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    I think I'll wait for the film adaptation.
     


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    This guy is like the Michael Vick of RnB. Minus dogs.
     


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    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, urine, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    FTFY
     


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    I wonder how much time he'll spend outlining and emphasizing the fact that he's a no talent hack, pedophile complete douche bag?

    Still wouldn't read [​IMG]
     


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    If he details sex with Aliyah I'll read it.
     


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    I thought this was funny...

    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php


    He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write? [​IMG]
     


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    He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write? [​IMG]

    Duh, ghostwriter. [​IMG]
     


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    Duh, ghostwriter. [​IMG]
    Of course, but isn't this a bit ironic for a guy who is illiterate. He won't be able to read his own book. His book signing tours should be quite interesting.
     


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    "rainmakers"

    [​IMG]
     


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    I thought this was funny...

    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, sweat and other bodily fluids. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php


    Fixed
     


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    R. Kelly, "bed time stories for teenage girls" ?
     


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