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R. Kelly is writing his memoirs

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by edinatlanta, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    I thought this was funny...

    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php
     
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  3. Thomas

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    I think I'll wait for the film adaptation.
     
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    This guy is like the Michael Vick of RnB. Minus dogs.
     
  5. Mr. Moo

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    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, urine, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    FTFY
     
  6. Joe Cool

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    I wonder how much time he'll spend outlining and emphasizing the fact that he's a no talent hack, pedophile complete douche bag?

    Still wouldn't read [​IMG]
     
  7. texas_jack

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    If he details sex with Aliyah I'll read it.
     
  8. Artisan Fan

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  9. JayJay

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    I thought this was funny...

    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, fears, and sweat. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php


    He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write? [​IMG]
     
  10. Artisan Fan

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    He's illiterate, seriously. He recently admitted his inability to read and write. So how is he writing this book when he can neither read nor write? [​IMG]

    Duh, ghostwriter. [​IMG]
     
  11. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    Duh, ghostwriter. [​IMG]
    Of course, but isn't this a bit ironic for a guy who is illiterate. He won't be able to read his own book. His book signing tours should be quite interesting.
     
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    "rainmakers"

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  13. Artisan Fan

    Artisan Fan Senior member

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    "rainmakers"

    [​IMG]
     
  14. The Swede

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    I thought this was funny...

    "I'm writing this book as Robert, not R. Kelly," the singer says. "I'm tired of being misunderstood. I will show you the tears, sweat and other bodily fluids. I will open my heart and reveal the good in my life as well as all the drama. I want to tell it like it is."

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/...ly_is_prep.php


    Fixed
     
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    R. Kelly, "bed time stories for teenage girls" ?
     
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    The movie will be directed by Roman Polanski.
     
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    Beat me to it, man.
     
  18. Artisan Fan

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    The movie will be directed by Roman Polanski.

    [​IMG]

    And star Macauly Culkin.
     
  19. hws

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    Friend speak me this man Kelly make Urin on jung girl!
    Polanski should to go in the prison, is a shit that he can to stay in Gstaad!
     
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