quick joke

[frenchy]

guy goes to a proctologist and tells the doc he has constipation,the doctor instructs him to buy a enema kit and see him the next day.
next day he goes back with the kit in hand and asks "what should i do with it?"
the doctor answers "shove it up your ass"

guy says "hey doc it seems like your having a bad day i'll come back tomorrow"

buahahahahahhahahahah

 

[RedScarf7]

Heeyyyoooo!

A jewish child goes to his father and asks, "Dad can I borrow $5?" The father responds, "5 dollars? Why should I give you 4 dollars? What do you need 3 dollars for?"

Heyyooo!

 

[frenchy]

Originally Posted by RedScarf7

Heeyyyoooo!

A jewish child goes to his father and asks, "Dad can I borrow $5?" The father responds, "5 dollars? Why should I give you 4 dollars? What do you need 3 dollars for?"

Heyyooo!

lol

 

[willpower]

Guy walks into a bar

Guy: "Give me a shot of your mint Schnaps...and keep the bottle nearby"

Bartender: "You got it... Is there a celebration in order?"

Guy: "Indeed there is. First *******...finally"

Bartender: "Congrats! Lemme get some of the 30 year old whiskey for a real toast"

Guy: "Naw, if the Schnaps doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"

 

[frenchy]

Originally Posted by willpower

Guy walks into a bar

Guy: "Give me a shot of your mint Schnaps...and keep the bottle nearby"

Bartender: "You got it... Is there a celebration in order?"

Guy: "Indeed there is. First *******...finally"

Bartender: "Congrats! Lemme get some of the 30 year old whiskey for a real toast"

Guy: "Naw, if the Schnaps doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"