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Purple label jeans no longer good enough for today's interneters?

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WITH
THESE
FIVE
HUNDRED
DOLLAR
PURPLE
LABEL
JEANS,
YOU'LL
NEVER
HAVE
TO
ASK
WHO'S
YOUR
DADDY
AGAIN.

















You. Yes, you. You're a grown-ass man. You're boring. You're responsible. You go to bed early. You probably even have the vague sense that cunnilingus is a B-list pop star. And you dress well. You need expensive clothes, and not just on weekdays. But what are your options? Do you really want fashion jeans, with their tightness and blatant sexuality? Isn't that just a millennial thing?

No worries, bro, Ralph's got you covered!

Made in Italy especially for dads, these jeans will hug you with a special cotton that feels less like denim, and more like heaven.

Tagged size 40 with a 21" waist.

Who's your daddy? I am. I mean, you are. Hell, who knows.

Buy these jeans.




$500

$89 $54 $35 PLUS ACTUAL SHIPPING

MAILED DISCREETLY IN A PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER



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Might be interested.

Can you please post pics of the jeans laid flat (front and back).

Also, can you post measurements of hips, rise, and leg opening?
 

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PM'd, but forgot to update the thread. :fu:

Anyone needs additional specs, let me know. :D
 
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