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Purple label jeans no longer good enough for today's interneters?

Discussion in '2011-2017 Classic Menswear' started by noob in 89, Aug 16, 2015.

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  1. noob in 89

    noob in 89 Senior member

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    WITH
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    FIVE
    HUNDRED
    DOLLAR
    PURPLE
    LABEL
    JEANS,
    YOU'LL
    NEVER
    HAVE
    TO
    ASK
    WHO'S
    YOUR
    DADDY
    AGAIN.



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    You. Yes, you. You're a grown-ass man. You're boring. You're responsible. You go to bed early. You probably even have the vague sense that cunnilingus is a B-list pop star. And you dress well. You need expensive clothes, and not just on weekdays. But what are your options? Do you really want fashion jeans, with their tightness and blatant sexuality? Isn't that just a millennial thing?

    No worries, bro, Ralph's got you covered!

    Made in Italy especially for dads, these jeans will hug you with a special cotton that feels less like denim, and more like heaven.

    Tagged size 40 with a 21" waist.

    Who's your daddy? I am. I mean, you are. Hell, who knows.

    Buy these jeans.




    $500

    $89 $54 $35 PLUS ACTUAL SHIPPING

    MAILED DISCREETLY IN A PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER



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    I love reading your ads!
     
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    Might be interested.

    Can you please post pics of the jeans laid flat (front and back).

    Also, can you post measurements of hips, rise, and leg opening?
     
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    PM'd, but forgot to update the thread. :fu:

    Anyone needs additional specs, let me know. :D
     
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