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Professional Esc0rts - not for sex

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by jenlain, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. jenlain

    jenlain Senior member

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    I am often invited to formal social events requiring a date (charity galas, etc.). Lately I have to decline these invitations, as I don't have a date (I recently broke up with my gf and live in a new city in which I do not have many social connections). I do not want to take a random woman that I have not vetted fully (no blind dates or first dates, no craigslist trash).

    Criteria:
    1. Can speak intelligently and carry on a conversation with strangers about a variety of topics, including business.
    2. Classy (won't drink too much, doesn't look like a hooker, knows which fork to use)
    3. Reliable
    4. Appears close to my age (early 30s)
    5. Physically attractive, but not intimidating to other women

    I was wondering if there are any services that offer this type of escort or if you have suggestions on how to set up this type of relationship. I would pay very well on a per-event basis with absolutely no expectation of sex (I'm not gay, I just won't pay for sex). Appreciate your thoughts.
     
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  2. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    you don't have female friends?
     
  3. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    What would happen if you pay an escort to attend a party with you, and then at the end of the affair, you have surprise sex?

    How would you feel about that?
     
  4. Gradstudent78

    Gradstudent78 Senior member

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    Why not put an ad up on craigslist, explicitly stating what you want, that no sex will be involved, and then interview the women? Alternatively put up an ad on something like okcupid, just be straightforward with what you want. I'm sure there are a million broke women out there that wouldn't mind being paid to have a nice evening out. The key will be to treat it like any other employment position and have an interview process that goes along with it to weed out those women that don't fit your qualifications. I'm sure you would find someone qualified in no time, especially if you are paying well.

    I'm also wondering why you don't just have female friend do it.


    I am often invited to formal social events requiring a date (charity galas, etc.). Lately I have to decline these invitations, as I don't have a date (I recently broke up with my gf and live in a new city in which I do not have many social connections). I do not want to take a random woman that I have not vetted fully (no blind dates or first dates, no craigslist trash).

    Criteria:
    1. Can speak intelligently and carry on a conversation with strangers about a variety of topics, including business.
    2. Classy (won't drink too much, doesn't look like a hooker, knows which fork to use)
    3. Reliable
    4. Appears close to my age (early 30s)
    5. Physically attractive, but not intimidating to other women

    I was wondering if there are any services that offer this type of escort or if you have suggestions on how to set up this type of relationship. I would pay very well on a per-event basis with absolutely no expectation of sex (I'm not gay, I just won't pay for sex). Appreciate your thoughts.
     
  5. PeterMetro

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    Maybe I haven't been invited to the right parties, but I have never received an invitation that required a date.
     
  6. rnoldh

    rnoldh Senior member

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    Can you afford this?

    At the other end of the spectrum, I have some ph #s for you in Reynosa, Mexico where the girls are more reasonable in their rates.
     
  7. gdl203

    gdl203 Senior member Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

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    1. Go there by yourself
    2. Meet some women there who know which fork to use
    3. Invite one of them to the next formal event
    4. ???
    5. Profit
     
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  8. texas_jack

    texas_jack Senior member

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    You're a grown man. Why do you need a woman to take with you?
     
  9. bringusingoodale

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    Maybe I haven't been invited to the right parties, but I have never received an invitation that required a date.

    yea.

    Please elaborate if you are willing OP.

    I've always felt that as males we have that advantage of showing up anywhere alone without any qualms. I suppose women can too, but there are still some social mores about seeing a women alone and, you know, prostitution and all that.
     
  10. texas_jack

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    yea.

    Please elaborate if you are willing OP.

    I've always felt that as males we have that advantage of showing up anywhere alone without any qualms. I suppose women can too, but there are still some social mores about seeing a women alone and, you know, prostitution and all that.


    exactly, I've gone to weddings alone (I fucking slay) and quite a few other events. If you're a confident dude, you can stroll into anywhere without anyone and no one will look askance
     
  11. acidboy

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    what if you pay for escort services only, THEN have sex after the party?
     
  12. scientific

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    I would pay very well on a per-event basis with absolutely no expectation of sex.

    not sure if serious ...
    +1 to all other comments
     
  13. GQgeek

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    This is the most retarded premise for a thread I've ever seen.

    If you have no expectation of sex and absolutely need to bring someone, bring a female friend. If you're going to go to the trouble of vetting an escort, which could require seeing several in advance at an aggregate cost of thousands of dollars, it seems like a huge waste of money not to "vet" them thoroughly. [​IMG]
     
  14. VelvetGreen

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    Sir, You're declining multiple invitations to parties and events full of potentially interesting women/people because you don't have a woman? [​IMG] I would have thought that as a single guy you could make many new female/male connections at these events who would, over time, introduce you to other interesting people ad infinitum of which a few will be teh wimminz.
    1. Go there by yourself 2. Meet some women there who know which fork to use 3. Invite one of them to the next formal event 4. ??? 5. Profit
    + use her to make you some more acquaintances, male and female. This is genius.
     
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    I forget if I saw this on these forvms or somewhere else, but ... www.whatsyourprice.com ^ I find the idea quite amusing, but perhaps this is exactly what the OP is looking for [​IMG]
     
  17. Don Carlos

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    Pretty easy to get yourself a high-priced escort who won't have any expectations of sex: it's called a wife.

    Hiii-yoooooo!
     
  18. texas_jack

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    Pretty easy to get yourself a high-priced escort who won't have any expectations of sex: it's called a wife.

    Hiii-yoooooo!


    ha ha
     
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    I am often invited to formal social events requiring a date (charity galas, etc.). .
    TBH I always thought this couples only nonsense was a part of history and archaic obsolete etiquette. What happens if it's a happy trio? So I can't take all my wives and girlfriends to the ball?
     

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