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Pregnancy Entrapment - What are your legal rights, if any?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by xchen, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    asses and mouths.
     
  2. Joenobody0

    Joenobody0 Senior member

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    Not true. You can actually contract a shit infection inside your pee hole - to use the technical terms.
     
  3. Harold falcon

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    The problem with anal sex is leakage after pullout. If she's face down there's no reason that stuff can't drip right on down and get her all prego anyway.
     
  4. Fang66

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    This is why you have to go ATM, newb.
     
  5. Harold falcon

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    Pre-cum, brah.
     
  6. rnoldh

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    Yeah, and you do know there are butthole babies?

    Many walk among us.
     
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  7. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    OK, in the highly unlikely event of PC slippage during ATM transfer one should always have a handy supply of RU486. Or better yet have her sister lick it up before it reaches vagoo.
     
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  9. Harold falcon

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    Well, frankly, finishing in the mouth is no better. She can still just stick that stuff up her hoo-hah. It's happened before.
     
  10. Joenobody0

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    Just face it, gay's the way.
     
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  11. Fang66

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    Gotta hold her nose until she swallows.
     
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    Swinging both ways is the best way.
     
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    "Swinging both ways"

    Is that where you do chicks in the vag as well as the bum?
     
  14. Harold falcon

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    No, and frankly the idea that there are "both ways" is offensive. There are as many ways as there are stars in the sky. As my good friend Jr. Mouse puts it, "we are all genderfluid nowadays."

    [​IMG]
     
  15. rnoldh

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    Genderfluid should always be used on the bum.
     
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    FTFY
     

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