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'Posting Up' at the Club / Bar - Let's Discuss

slyguyWT2

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Ok, what do you do if you've posted up, you've got a slice of something juicy and then you get the hiccups. Game over?
Embrace them in a serious, sensual way. If done correctly, this bodily function will appeal to her primal instincts. She is in close, you are on your "game" and moving the conversation along nicely - you've already asked her what she does for a living and how many uncles she has. Then *hiccup*. Look her dead in the eye, let your head get its bobble on and say "you like that?" Your tone and facial expression should indicate a rhetorical nature. Of course she likes that. Pretend as though you have just exposed your massive, throbbing phallus to her eagerness.
 
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patrickBOOTH

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I ask because this situation happened to me years ago. I was posted up at pretty much the perfect spot at the bar just started talking to this insanely gorgeous girl and then got the hiccups. She asked me, "Do you have the hiccups?" I sighed and nodded. She rolled her eyes, got up and walked away. I went home and killed myself.
 

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I ask because this situation happened to me years ago. I was posted up at pretty much the perfect spot at the bar just started talking to this insanely gorgeous girl and then got the hiccups. She asked me, "Do you have the hiccups?" I sighed and nodded. She rolled her eyes, got up and walked away. I went home and killed myself.
Your mistake was not offering her the hiccups.
 

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So actually that bar I was at all of those years ago recently shut down (end of a 10 year lease) and a new swank place opened in its place. I will be returning tonight to complain about how the neighborhood has changed for the worse.
 

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