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Post your five favorite films and I will mock and generalize you

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Bona Drag, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Senior member

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    There was an older guy in your life when you were growing up who liked movies. Maybe it was your dad, or your "uncle", or maybe it was the ice cream man... Chances are they used to wear leather vests with no shirt to show off their carpet of manly chest hair. It was the 70's. Everyone did it, you tell yourself... You like the movies that they liked because you are trying to be like them. The big secret is that in retrospect, he was gayer than a three dollar bill, and now you are stuck. So you just play along. Protip:Nobody REALLY likes Woody Allen movies unless you are an anal retentive prick with no sense of humor.
     
  2. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Senior member

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    Forrest Gump
    Vita e bella (Life is beautiful)
    Citizen Kane
    Hannah and Her Sisters
    Pursuit of Happyness


    You always wanted to go to film school, but you settled for reading a book about it once. You got three whole pages in before you went to save a kitten from a tree, or a crying baby from a fire. You have a real longing to create oscar bait bullshit star vehicles for the blandest of actors. You are going to be the Uwe Boll of romance novels turned into movies.

    DIE!
     
  3. clarity

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    Oh boy!

    Top Gun
    Star Wars Episode 1
    Cannibal Holocaust
    Milo and Otis
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
     
  4. Mauro

    Mauro Senior member Affiliate Vendor

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    I have way more than five favorite movies but here is a good start


    three amigos
    the princess bride
    aliens
    goonies
    brotherhood of the wolf
     
  5. Jekyll

    Jekyll Senior member

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    Dammit, I got skipped.[​IMG]
     
  6. GQgeek

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    There was an older guy in your life when you were growing up who liked movies. Maybe it was your dad, or your "uncle", or maybe it was the ice cream man... Chances are they used to wear leather vests with no shirt to show off their carpet of manly chest hair. It was the 70's. Everyone did it, you tell yourself...

    You like the movies that they liked because you are trying to be like them. The big secret is that in retrospect, he was gayer than a three dollar bill, and now you are stuck. So you just play along.

    Protip:Nobody REALLY likes Woody Allen movies unless you are an anal retentive prick with no sense of humor.


    I confess. It was iammatt. [​IMG]
     
  7. Mauro

    Mauro Senior member Affiliate Vendor

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    Jekyll so did I [​IMG]
     
  8. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Senior member

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    Dammit, I got skipped.[​IMG]

    Not necessarily my top five, but five of my many favorites...

    The Big Lebowski
    Cool Hand Luke
    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
    North by Northwest
    The Royal Tenenbaums


    With a list like this, its no wonder you've been skipped. You are the guy who sits in the corner at parties and are well put together and precise in your mannerisms, but also so mind-numbingly pedestrian and vanilla in your tastes that he seems like a piece of furniture instead of a person. People near you gasp when you get up to go to the restroom, as they usually assume you to be some sort of trendy mannequin or sculpture.Your hipster-lite taste in movies is relatively unoffensive, but also annoyingly technical, somewhat like yourself.

    You are probably undiagnosed borderline OCD, but like to call it "fastidious". You categorize your sock drawer by looking at a pantone scale.
     
  9. Tokyo Slim

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    Jekyll so did I [​IMG]
    I have way more than five favorite movies but here is a good start three amigos the princess bride aliens goonies brotherhood of the wolf
    Mauro, you weren't skipped, you needy bitch, you just haven't been gotten to yet. [​IMG] You have the cinematic taste of an eleven year old tomboy. You seem like a pretty cool chick to hang out with though. I bet you are hella good at baseball for a girl. We might even allow you in our treehouse, but only if you pass the cootie test.
     
  10. mdg137

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    ok-- here goes:

    1. Metropolis (The Fritz Lang one, not the Anime)
    2. Run Lola Run
    3. A Clockwork Orange
    4. To Kill a Mockingbird
    5. The Thin Man
     
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  12. Hany

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    You are secretly French. But only to those who don't immediately recognize Gerard Depardieu. You cannot fool me. How tempted were you to put Green Card or Babylon A.D. on this list in exchange for NxNW?

    [​IMG]

    LOL sorry never heard about these two movies. ;-)
     
  13. Jekyll

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    With a list like this, its no wonder you've been skipped. You are the guy who sits in the corner at parties and are well put together and precise in your mannerisms, but also so mind-numbingly pedestrian and vanilla in your tastes that he seems like a piece of furniture instead of a person. People near you gasp when you get up to go to the restroom, as they usually assume you to be some sort of trendy mannequin or sculpture.Your hipster-lite taste in movies is relatively unoffensive, but also annoyingly technical, somewhat like yourself.

    You are probably undiagnosed borderline OCD, but like to call it "fastidious". You categorize your sock drawer by looking at a pantone scale.


    Very nice.[​IMG]
     
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    May I try again?

    Arsenic and Old Lace
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    Brick
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    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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    Eyes Wide Shut
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    Stranger than Fiction


    I must resubmit since Fuuma is lacking. Slim I'm sure you will do better, but I'm not holding my breath.
     
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    Goodfellas
    Godfather 1
    Godfather II
    Arsenic and Old Lace
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  18. Tokyo Slim

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    May I try again?

    No.
     
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    All this is bravado. You are impotent. Your lil' smokie is incapable of pleasing any woman, let alone my mother. You are not-so-secretly a furry. You walk around the park at night trolling for queers in your Tony The Tiger costume, offering homeless people money to let you pee on them. You are usually not successful.
     
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    The Aviator
    The Shawshank Redemption
    No Country for Old Men
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