Post your five favorite films and I will mock and generalize you

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  1. Bona Drag

    Bona Drag Senior member

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    What it do what it do.

    Paging Fuuma. And somebody please sticky this.
     
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    Szeph el raton Senior member

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    So let's give it a try ;-)

    Blade Runner
    The big Lebowski
    Jin Roh
    Sin City
    No country for old men
     
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    tagutcow Senior member

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    Here's my illiterate taste in films:

    2001: A Space Odyssey
    The Conversation
    The Cable Guy
    Citizen Kane
    Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
     
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    MetroStyles Senior member

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    "XS Chest"
    "I wear skinny jeans"
    "Women are too superficial"
    "Limpdick"
    "It's Pat"
     
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    Nouveau Pauvre Senior member

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    Garden State
    Juno
    Donnie Darko
    Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
    The Notebook
     
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    blade runner
    usual suspects
    empire strikes back
    wings of desire
    easy money
     
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    mgoose Senior member

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    Swingers
    Office Space
    Braveheart
    The Big Lebowski
    Clueless
    Varsity Blues

    I know it's 6, but it couldn't be helped.
     
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    Bona Drag Senior member

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    "XS Chest" "I wear skinny jeans" "Women are too superficial" "Limpdick" "It's Pat"
    Haha. I voted for Norm Coleman though. Or I would have, if I still lived in that frozen hellhole. ***DISCLAMER: This should in no way be construed as an official mocking/generalization; rather, it is merely intended as a placeholder until someone else, hopefully named Fuuma, takes this thread over.
     
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    mgoose Senior member

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    Brokeback mountain would be on here if they could have replaced Heath Ledger with Zach Braff. Also when you masturbate about sensitive, dreamy, young men there is generally Cat Power playing in the background and you use your own tears as lube. Well I tried, it's the only list I could really do much with.
     
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    milosz Senior member

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    Killer of Sheep
    Dazed & Confused
    25th Hour
    Point Blank
    Eyes Wide Shut
     
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    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    Blade Runner
    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Robocop
    Groundhog Day
    Lost In Translation

    My five favorite directors are:
    Verhoeven
    Malick
    Tarantino
    Miike
    Kubrick

    Just for extra mocking.
     
  12. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    So let's give it a try ;-)

    Blade Runner
    The big Lebowski
    Jin Roh
    Sin City
    No country for old men


    As an overweight youth you jerked off to comic book chicks with impossibly huge boobs and guns, as real girls had nothing but contempt for you and your XL Metal tee shirts. The transition to anime was only natural. You now pride yourself on your difficult taste for movies exploring the nature of violence and pretend you prefer to go to movies alone to "relish the experience". That your level 33 cleric is the leader of his raiding party has thus far failed to impress any woman.
     
  13. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    Here's my illiterate taste in films:

    2001: A Space Odyssey
    The Conversation
    The Cable Guy
    Citizen Kane
    Pee-Wee's Big Adventure


    You like to present your tastes as eclectic, without realizing that all the workers in the mental asylum you now reside at already know you're schizophrenic.
     
  14. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    Blade Runner
    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Robocop
    Groundhog Day
    Lost In Translation

    My five favorite directors are:
    Verhoeven
    Malick
    Tarantino
    Miike
    Kubrick

    Just for extra mocking.


    You're the 30-something underemployed greasy unshaved video clerk that all the pimply 16 y-o worship because he goes out with their semi-hot, stamp-tramped classmate and knows all the cool movie quotes. When you bring her around all your married friends are really nice but they enjoy talking behind your back. Jodie, Mike's gf, think you're creepy because that girl is too young for you and has a white trash accent.
     

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