When drugs come up in the conversation you always talk about your college roommate who was crazy wild and smoked lots of pot and tripped acid for like all of finals week and did cocaine every morning for a motherfucking week! You had a single in college. This roommate never existed. Protip: Soul Asylum: Gin Blossoms for pussies. ...Said roommate drank beer before tennis matches and dropped out before his final semester to move to Odessa and drop acid and get laid as much as possible. Truth. Not sure if he ever did coke, though.