Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

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  1. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    You once placed a newspaper personal ad describing yourself as "wistful." You are still recovering from the erection that the cornfield sex scene from whatever Children of the Corn that was gave you. Your alcoholism causes you to relate facts regarding local history that people mostly nod at.
    Aw crap...he nailed me to a T!
     
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  3. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    clutch butthole surfers zero seven massive attack thrill kill kult interpol the carpenters wayne newton jessica simpson
    You are innumerate. Also, one time your friend played a Sneaker Pimps song for you in 1998 and you said, "Oh, wow, this has a lot of headspace." You bought that Weird Revolution album with that song with Kid Rock on it and thought it was alright, even shined it up nice and set is on the family mantle adjacent your sealed copy of Locust Abortion Technician. You once masturbated to a photo of that bitch from the Guano Apes. Slag off.
     
  4. matadorpoeta

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    andrÃ[​IMG]s segovia
    paco de lucÃa
    rodrigo y gabriela
    agustÃn lara
    led zeppelin
     
  5. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    andrÃ[​IMG]s segovia
    paco de lucÃa
    rodrigo y gabriela
    agustÃn lara
    led zeppelin


    You are a hyper-dexterous roofer and have read several books about shamanism.
     
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    eg1 Senior member

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    When you were 11 one time your parents took you on a road trip to the U.S. and you stopped at the drive-thru of an Arby's in Dearborn, MI wearing this shirt:

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    A black guy gave you a confused look and your parents nervously locked the doors of their Altima. Sometimes you still have nightmares.


    Hey, that's not bad! [​IMG]

    Mind you, when I was 11 the family car was a '66 Ford Country Squire stationwagon, kind of like this:

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  7. Tokyo Slim

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  8. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    You have taped episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head in your home. (I see that sly edit of Massive Attack to Aesop Rock, buster!) You are a man who has simply seen too much.
     
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    You have taped episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head in your home. (I see that sly edit of Massive Attack to Aesop Rock, buster!) You are a man who has simply seen too much.
    I also edited Aesop Rock to Warren G I just can't make up my mind! Oh, and for the record, I have seen every episode of Beavis & Butthead + the movie... but I do not OWN any.
     
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    "Last edited by Bergdorf Goodwill : Today at 09:09 PM. Reason: fixed punctuation, added insult (to injury?)"

    Best...edit...ever.
     
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    Wham!
    Air Supply
    England Dan & John Ford Coley
    Color Me Badd
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    You are a hyper-dexterous roofer and have read several books about shamanism.

    i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.
     
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    Wham!
    Air Supply
    England Dan & John Ford Coley
    Color Me Badd
    James Blunt


    you're my sister!
     
  14. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Wham!
    Air Supply
    England Dan & John Ford Coley
    Color Me Badd
    James Blunt


    You love it the lolicon.

    i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.

    You are a compulsive liar.
     
  15. matadorpoeta

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    You are a compulsive liar.

    pistols or swords?
     

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