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Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, May 27, 2007.

  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    Wham!
    Air Supply
    England Dan & John Ford Coley
    Color Me Badd
    James Blunt
     
  2. matadorpoeta

    matadorpoeta Senior member

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    You are a hyper-dexterous roofer and have read several books about shamanism.

    i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.
     
  3. matadorpoeta

    matadorpoeta Senior member

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    Wham!
    Air Supply
    England Dan & John Ford Coley
    Color Me Badd
    James Blunt


    you're my sister!
     
  4. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Wham!
    Air Supply
    England Dan & John Ford Coley
    Color Me Badd
    James Blunt


    You love it the lolicon.

    i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.

    You are a compulsive liar.
     
  5. matadorpoeta

    matadorpoeta Senior member

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    You are a compulsive liar.

    pistols or swords?
     
  6. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    Bergdorf Goodwill is my new baby Jesus. [​IMG]
     
  7. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Senior member

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    One of my other personalities wants a shot.

    The Talking Heads
    Cake
    Queen
    Al Green
    Van Halen
     
  8. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    pistols or swords?

    I would rather listen to the Swords Project or Sword Heaven than the Sex Pistols.
     
  9. Steve B.

    Steve B. Senior member

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    Jimi Hendrix (Experience/Band of Gypsys [SP?])
    Led Zeppelin
    Pink Floyd
    U2
    The Who
     
  10. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Senior member

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    Jimi Hendrix (Experience/Band of Gypsys [SP?])
    Led Zeppelin
    Pink Floyd
    U2
    The Who


    You are a hippie who cannot beat Tokyo Slim at fantasy sports.
     
  11. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    One of my other personalities wants a shot.

    The Talking Heads
    Cake
    Queen
    Al Green
    Van Halen


    One more and it is time for Bergdorf's resting hour.

    You have driven a vehicle with bumper stickers. You are comfortable with your sexuality. You were big into Pop-Up Video for a minute.

    I shall return to berate you soon enough. Feel free to line them up.
     
  12. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Senior member

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    You have driven a vehicle with bumper stickers. You are comfortable with your sexuality. You were big into Pop-Up Video for a minute.

    Damn, that was a good one.
     
  13. designprofessor

    designprofessor Senior member

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    You are innumerate. Also, one time your friend played a Sneaker Pimps song for you in 1998 and you said, "Oh, wow, this has a lot of headspace." You bought that Weird Revolution album with that song with Kid Rock on it and thought it was alright, even shined it up nice and set is on the family mantle adjacent your sealed copy of Locust Abortion Technician. You once masturbated to a photo of that bitch from the Guano Apes. Slag off.


    aaahhh, I feel refreshed.
     
  14. ruben

    ruben Senior member

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    at this singular moment in time (my favorites are constantly changing):

    Outkast (pre-2001)
    Talking Heads
    Smiths
    Springsteen & the E street Band
    Bill Monroe and the Bluegrass Boys
     
  15. ruben

    ruben Senior member

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    Wu Tang Clan
    Deltron 3030
    NWA
    MF Doom
    Dr. Octagon

    Also, I'm white.


    of course you are, they are more far more Black people involved in the production of alt-hip-hop than in the consumption.
     
  16. deputamadre

    deputamadre Senior member

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    sage francis
    sigur ros
    children of bodom
    the black keys
    p.o.s.
     
  17. Dachink

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    Opeth
    maudlin of the Well
    UneXpect
    Spangle call Lilli line
    Doom (JPN)

    [​IMG]
     
  18. seanchai

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    Whee!

    The Jam
    Steely Dan
    R Kelly
    The Isley Brothers
    The Who
     
  19. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The Clash
    The Animals
    Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
    Cream
    The Band
     
  20. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Jimi Hendrix (Experience/Band of Gypsys [SP?])
    Led Zeppelin
    Pink Floyd
    U2
    The Who


    You have a highly canonical view of the world. You once had a great deal invested in explaining to a friend that Pete Townshend was just trying to bust people vigilante-style for kiddie porn and was not himself a deve. You have explained at length to your peers that you "just can't get into contemporary rock music" when they were trying to get you to listen to Better Than Ezra, and it has cost you dearly.

    at this singular moment in time (my favorites are constantly changing):

    Outkast (pre-2001)
    Talking Heads
    Smiths
    Springsteen & the E street Band
    Bill Monroe and the Bluegrass Boys


    You secretly fucking love jam bands. You have a tremendous odor. You're kind of jazzed about Bonnaroo.

    Opeth
    maudlin of the Well
    UneXpect
    Spangle call Lilli line
    Doom (JPN)

    [​IMG]


    You have drawn elaborate vore hentai of Agata from Melt Banana. You are still trying to convince yourself that that Toby Driver solo album is interesting. Your mind was literally blown at an Acid Mother's Temple show and you had to have the back of your head patched up.

    Whee!

    The Jam
    Steely Dan
    R Kelly
    The Isley Brothers
    The Who


    Things have been in your ass. Not saying what, but things. Intentional things.

    The Clash
    The Animals
    Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
    Cream
    The Band


    Another satisfied Bang & Olufson customer.
     

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