Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

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  1. Nil

    Nil Senior member

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    These can change really at any time:

    Outkast
    The Roots
    Stevie Wonder
    Led Zeppelin
    The Stooges
     


  2. Dedalus

    Dedalus Senior member

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    BoO oxford: $250 bucks Acne Mics: $275 bucks Alden Boots :$450 bucks Paying a fortune to dress the exact same as you did when you were a mopey shlub in high school: priceless Protip: Scene girls that sweat The Mars Volta don't care that you saw them when they were still in "an awesome underground band." Stick with girls your own age, buddy.
    Hahaha what the hell? That is how I dress, although not those same labels but the silhouette and type of clothing.
     


  3. Baron

    Baron Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    The things getting the most play on my iPhone-

    M.I.A.
    LCD Soundsystem
    ELO
    Bob Dylan
    The Kinks
     


  4. Joshua Arson

    Joshua Arson Senior member

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    But big brother liked them pre-"Float On." Its the Moon and Antartica tour shirt so it's totally hip! WOOWW INDIE ROCK LOL!!!111!!.

    Hey as long as big brother gets me some indie girl tail, I could give a shit.
     


  5. Deluks917

    Deluks917 Senior member

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    1. The Beatles
    2. Modest Mouse

    (note all non-Beatles, non-Modest and non-Mouse based bands inherently suck)

    3. The Pixies
    4. The Knife
    5. Pink Floyd

    Nirvana should be on here even though I already established that they suck; so should Deadmau5.
     


  6. Brian278

    Brian278 Senior member

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    I'm game for round 2 here. BG actually wasn't that mean the first time around. [​IMG] Radiohead Bjork John Coltrane Spoon Weather Report
     


  7. cheekychops

    cheekychops New Member

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    80s version:

    The Minutemen
    The Pixies
    The Replacements
    The Talking Heads
    New Order


    that's what i call a cool list. I think i'd probably replace The Pixies with Marah though
     


  8. X-It

    X-It Senior member

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    Björk
    Evanescence
    Genesis
    Hooverphonic
    Kaiser Chesse
     


  9. Johnny Amiga

    Johnny Amiga Senior member

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    Bruce Springsteen
    Mission Of Burma
    Scott Walker
    El-p
    Fugazi
     


  10. Nouveau Pauvre

    Nouveau Pauvre Senior member

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    Next up for some abuse: Tin Machine Public Enemy Midnight Oil Husker Du Frank Black & the Catholics
    You have a shitty old couch that you can't bring yourself to throw out - not because of nostalgia, but because there's probably a good ounce of decent weed all lost in the cushions and shit.
    These can change really at any time: Outkast The Roots Stevie Wonder Led Zeppelin The Stooges
    Old playlists from KCRW Sounds Eclectic aren't allowed to play. Rule: NPR programming for rich, white, California soccer moms is not allowed to be called "eclectic."
    The things getting the most play on my iPhone- M.I.A. LCD Soundsystem ELO Bob Dylan The Kinks
    Other things on your iPhone: Tetris, a map of every Starbucks in the area, The Sartre Reader eBook (Unread), and like a gig of MMF threesome porn.
    1. The Beatles 2. Modest Mouse (note all non-Beatles, non-Modest and non-Mouse based bands inherently suck) 3. The Pixies 4. The Knife 5. Pink Floyd Nirvana should be on here even though I already established that they suck; so should Deadmau5.
    You're the kind of prick that orders a croissant, but insists on pronouncing it like "KHWUUSSSAAANNHHH" while you grin creepily at a pretty cashier 15 years your junior. Protip: real music snobs don't literally pick the most exposed over-exposed band in the entire fucking world and say other bands suck - the goal is to seem better then the uncouth masses.
    I'm game for round 2 here. BG actually wasn't that mean the first time around. [​IMG] Radiohead Bjork John Coltrane Spoon Weather Report
    Your macbook has a weird discolored area where you put a Coachella sticker on but then took it off like a day later because you were worried it looked like "You were trying to hard." (you were)
    Björk Evanescence Genesis Hooverphonic Kaiser Chesse
    I actually don't have anything bad to say. I'm just really impressed that as an evanescence fan you can handle basic computer functions. What the fuck is a Kaiser Chesse though? Is that like the Swiss Kaiser Chiefs?
    Bruce Springsteen Mission Of Burma Scott Walker El-p Fugazi
    You picked a Punk band that doesn't do drugs and drink, a white rapper, a senile child star, a hardcore band named after a godamn church and a pinko commie Americana icon. Your life must be so rife with contradiction I can only assume you are wearing women's underwear (including a bra) right now.
     


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    Zandros Senior member

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    Tool
    Coheed and Cambria
    Collide
    Rihanna
    UNKLE

    /Adrian
     


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    Tool
    a Perfect Circle
    Van Morrison
    Simon and Garfunkel
    Lupe Fiasco
     


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    theyare Senior member

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    Wu-tang clan
    Guns N Roses
    Jurassic 5
    OAR
    Foo Fighters
     


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    Mobb Deep
    Uncle Murder
    Papoose
    Kain
    Capone & Noreaga
     


  15. Nouveau Pauvre

    Nouveau Pauvre Senior member

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    Tool Coheed and Cambria Collide Rihanna UNKLE /Adrian
    You dye your hair pitch black and use obscene amounts of gel to have one of those godawful anime character haircuts. You have a wallet with a chain, which isn't really necessary because no one wants to steal 4 bucks and an employee discount card for Sam Goody.
    Tool a Perfect Circle Van Morrison Simon and Garfunkel Lupe Fiasco
    You are on a first name basis with the bartender at a Drum 'n Bass club with a retarded name like ROXXX. Sometimes you wear a sleeveless black hoodie.
    Wu-tang clan Guns N Roses Jurassic 5 OAR Foo Fighters
    You work with your hands.
    Mobb Deep Uncle Murder Papoose Kain Capone & Noreaga
    You don't actually need to keep a glock in your car when you work in IT Jpeirpoint. Also it must really suck that people keep thinking your "Geto boys" tattoo is spelled wrong. Protip: I don't care how good Papoose is, being a rapper named after baby swaddling is fucking stupid.
     


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