Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

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  1. jesse10

    jesse10 Senior member

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    J Dilla
    Kanye West
    Common
    Mos Def
    Talib Kweli
     
  2. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Ok, I'll bite. Analyze This:

    The Gin Blossoms
    The Cranberries
    REM
    Sting/the Police
    Breaking Benjamin


    You only have one tempo and it's plodding. Breaking Benjamin? What the fuck? You might as well listen to Simon Says.

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    P.S. Dolores O'Riordowned.
     
  3. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    J Dilla
    Kanye West
    Common
    Mos Def
    Talib Kweli


    You are white and in college.
     
  4. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Rolling Stones
    U2
    Bruce Springsteen
    Eminem
    Coldplay


    You're that guy that says he "likes everything" and is agreeable to the point of severe irritation. You probably own Live 8 on Blu-Ray. Go to hell.

    Wu Tang Clan
    Deltron 3030
    NWA
    MF Doom
    Dr. Octagon

    Also, I'm white.


    You are fucking awesome at Tony Hawk 2.
     
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    eg1 Senior member

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    Erm, OK then:

    The Wedding Present
    The Tragically Hip
    U2
    Joe Jackson
    Elvis Costello
     
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    dusty Senior member

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    You are fucking awesome at Tony Hawk 2.


    *swish*
     
  7. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Erm, OK then:

    The Wedding Present
    The Tragically Hip
    U2
    Joe Jackson
    Elvis Costello


    When you were 11 one time your parents took you on a road trip to the U.S. and you stopped at the drive-thru of an Arby's in Dearborn, MI wearing this shirt:

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    A black guy gave you a confused look and your parents nervously locked the doors of their Altima. Sometimes you still have nightmares.
     
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    GQgeek Senior member

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    Nine Inch Nails
    Smashing Pumpkins


    Can't think of anything else b/c I'm pretty much a classical/opera guy now.
     
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    calvin1663 Senior member

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    ooh, he;s gonna tear you apart for that one
     
  10. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    Jeez, you're pretty good at this.

    Wire
    Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
    Pixies
    Luna
    Uncle Tupelo
     
  11. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Nine Inch Nails
    Smashing Pumpkins


    Can't think of anything else b/c I'm pretty much a classical/opera guy now.


    You always wanted to dye your hair some dipshit color but your overbearing mother wouldn't let you. Then your dick fell off. You use the word "classy" more than most people do, and far more than anyone should.
     
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    Man In Space Senior member

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    My Bloody Valentine
    The Smiths
    Bloc Party
    Radiohead
    Underworld
     
  13. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Jeez, you're pretty good at this.

    Wire
    Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
    Pixies
    Luna
    Uncle Tupelo


    You once placed a newspaper personal ad describing yourself as "wistful." You are still recovering from the erection that the cornfield sex scene from whatever Children of the Corn that was gave you. Your alcoholism causes you to relate facts regarding local history that people mostly nod at.
     
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    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    My Bloody Valentine
    The Smiths
    Bloc Party
    Radiohead
    Underworld


    One time you tried to impress a girl with high-falutin' talk about your headphones, but she ended up fucking that lacrosse player (who is a closeted homo) anyway.
     
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    Thank you good sir, I feel properly mocked.
     

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