Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

[jesse10]

J Dilla
Kanye West
Common
Mos Def
Talib Kweli

 

[Bergdorf Goodwill]

Originally Posted by Huntsman

Ok, I'll bite. Analyze This:

The Gin Blossoms
The Cranberries
REM
Sting/the Police
Breaking Benjamin

You only have one tempo and it's plodding. Breaking Benjamin? What the ****? You might as well listen to Simon Says.

P.S. Dolores O'Riordowned.

 

[Bergdorf Goodwill]

Originally Posted by jesse10

J Dilla
Kanye West
Common
Mos Def
Talib Kweli

You are white and in college.

 

[Bergdorf Goodwill]

Originally Posted by leftover_salmon

Rolling Stones
U2
Bruce Springsteen
Eminem
Coldplay

You're that guy that says he "likes everything" and is agreeable to the point of severe irritation. You probably own Live 8 on Blu-Ray. Go to hell.

Originally Posted by dusty

Wu Tang Clan
Deltron 3030
NWA
MF Doom
Dr. Octagon

Also, I'm white.

You are ******* awesome at Tony Hawk 2.

 

[eg1]

Erm, OK then:

The Wedding Present
The Tragically Hip
U2
Joe Jackson
Elvis Costello

 

[dusty]

Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill

You are ******* awesome at Tony Hawk 2.


*swish*

 

[Bergdorf Goodwill]

Originally Posted by eg1

Erm, OK then:

The Wedding Present
The Tragically Hip
U2
Joe Jackson
Elvis Costello

When you were 11 one time your parents took you on a road trip to the U.S. and you stopped at the drive-thru of an Arby's in Dearborn, MI wearing this shirt:

A black guy gave you a confused look and your parents nervously locked the doors of their Altima. Sometimes you still have nightmares.

 

[GQgeek]

Nine Inch Nails
Smashing Pumpkins


Can't think of anything else b/c I'm pretty much a classical/opera guy now.

 

[calvin1663]

ooh, he;s gonna tear you apart for that one

 

[Alter]

Jeez, you're pretty good at this.

Wire
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Pixies
Luna
Uncle Tupelo

 

[Bergdorf Goodwill]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Nine Inch Nails
Smashing Pumpkins


Can't think of anything else b/c I'm pretty much a classical/opera guy now.

You always wanted to dye your hair some dipshit color but your overbearing mother wouldn't let you. Then ********* fell off. You use the word "classy" more than most people do, and far more than anyone should.

 

[Man In Space]

My Bloody Valentine
The Smiths
Bloc Party
Radiohead
Underworld

 

[Bergdorf Goodwill]

Originally Posted by Alter

Jeez, you're pretty good at this.

Wire
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Pixies
Luna
Uncle Tupelo

You once placed a newspaper personal ad describing yourself as "wistful." You are still recovering from the erection that the cornfield sex scene from whatever Children of the Corn that was gave you. Your alcoholism causes you to relate facts regarding local history that people mostly nod at.

 

[Bergdorf Goodwill]

Originally Posted by Man In Space

My Bloody Valentine
The Smiths
Bloc Party
Radiohead
Underworld

One time you tried to impress a girl with high-falutin' talk about your headphones, but she ended up ******* that lacrosse player (who is a closeted ****) anyway.

 

[Man In Space]

Thank you good sir, I feel properly mocked.