Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

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  1. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Do as I command you (no joke posts all "LOL REMEMBER STRYPER OH WOW" you're not funny I'll smash you no seriously).

    I appreciate your compliance.

    Bergdorf Goodwill
    CONTENT MACHINE
     


  2. hopkins_student

    hopkins_student Senior member

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    I'll bite:

    Journey
    Genesis
    U2
    Van Morrison
    Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
     


  3. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    I'll bite:

    Journey
    Genesis
    U2
    Van Morrison
    Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers


    You are a huge, painfully white, dated pussy. If your appreciation of Journey is on some semi-ironic level you are all the more reprehensible. You sicken me.
     


  4. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    Your dancing Guy Fawkes avatar is hypnotizing me into putting myself up for public humiliation.

    1. The Shins
    2. Prince (solo artist, not band).
    3. Interpol
    4. Liz Phair (solo artist, not band).
    5. Turin Brakes
     


  5. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Senior member

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    Animal Collective
    The Beatles
    Lightning Bolt
    The Olivia Tremor Control
    The Velvet Underground & Nico
     


  6. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Your dancing Guy Fawkes avatar is hypnotizing me into putting myself up for public humiliation.

    1. The Shins
    2. Prince (solo artist, not band).
    3. Interpol
    4. Liz Phair (solo artist, not band).
    5. Turin Brakes


    You seem like the kind of guy who'd buy bootleg DVD-Rs of Veronica Mars on eBay. What a fucking creep you are.

    Animal Collective
    The Beatles
    Lightning Bolt
    The Olivia Tremor Control
    The Velvet Underground & Nico


    No wonder you need a new bag. That kind of taste is always accompanied by a preposterous number of one inch buttons. You probably ripped up your Jack Spade bag when you were removing your Ink & Dagger pins to put on an Elf Power pin. Fuck you.
     


  7. Pennglock

    Pennglock Senior member

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    80s version:

    The Minutemen
    The Pixies
    The Replacements
    The Talking Heads
    New Order
     


  8. GoSurface

    GoSurface Senior member

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    You seriously warm my heart.
     


  9. evilgeniusdan

    evilgeniusdan Senior member

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    BG, you are the man. So good that I spent my 400th post praising your ass.
     


  10. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    80s version:

    The Minutemen
    The Pixies
    The Replacements
    The Talking Heads
    New Order


    I can only imagine you frequently preface your actions with a "What would D. Boon do, man?" Your greatest ambition is to one day be able to open your compact disc copy of fROMOHIO by fIREHOSE, which is at present fused together with bong resin. You are washed up and wear a corduroy jacket.
     


  11. gdc_2008

    gdc_2008 Senior member

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    WWDBD?...nice. I want that printed on a flannel shirt...


    Hmm

    Super Furry Animals
    Paul Weller
    Wilco
    Fugazi
    Sonic Youth
     


  12. Huntsman

    Huntsman Senior member

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    Ok, I'll bite. Analyze This:

    The Gin Blossoms
    The Cranberries
    REM
    Sting/the Police
    Breaking Benjamin
     


  13. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    WWDBD?...nice. I want that printed on a flannel shirt...


    Hmm

    Super Furry Animals
    Paul Weller
    Wilco
    Fugazi
    Sonic Youth


    The sale of the Converse brand to Nike gave you serious pause. You thought about getting the Blackspots but Jim O'Rourke never wore no fuckin' Blackspots. You have toasted many a load to the "cute girl at the record store," and probably purchased Rites of Spring vinyl in a hapless attempt to pique her interest. She (and her rude ass titties) doesn't even know you exist and she got HPV from a member of the Locust anyway.
     


  14. leftover_salmon

    leftover_salmon Senior member

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    Rolling Stones
    U2
    Bruce Springsteen
    Eminem
    Coldplay
     


  15. dusty

    dusty Senior member

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    Wu Tang Clan
    Deltron 3030
    NWA
    MF Doom
    Dr. Octagon

    Also, I'm white.
     


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