poll. How the world will end/humans cease to exist

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by Gravitas

My Lord this thread is filled with stupid, leftist liberals. Does no one hear read the Bible?
Stupid liberals and their sight reading.

 

[Gravitas]

Troll fail. Or was it?

I think we'll probably collapse due to overconsumption (many, quite literally), but there is close to zero chance i'm right, it probably won't be anything we've yet discussed. Toxic atmosphere?

 

[Harold falcon]

Originally Posted by fwiffo

You're all very tied up into yourselves. The world, even if it's half a chunk of rock like the Star Wars Death Star, will always be around. We, on the other hand, could be long gone from it.

It reminds me of this article I read from this academic who said the whole saving the planet slogan is rubbish because it's not the planet that needs saving, it's us. The planet will do just fine with or without us on it.

That was George Carlin.

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[Thomas]

I think the crushing national debt will finally overwhelm our national resources and flatten the world into a pancake.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman

That was George Carlin.

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certainly qualifies as an academic in my book.

 

[Nosu3]

DNA will mutate to the point where procreation between humans will no longer be possible.

 

[Harold falcon]

Originally Posted by Thomas

certainly qualifies as an academic in my book.

Truth.

 

[MrG]

Originally Posted by Thomas

I think the crushing national debt will finally overwhelm our national resources and flatten the world into a pancake.

Also, death panels.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Zombie apocalypse. Been preparing for decades. I'm ready.

 

[JacobJacob]

Lars Von Trier will destroy us..

 

[HomerJ]

Originally Posted by T4phage

wait until the large hardon collider is fully powered up and opens a black hole that will swallow us all up
That's what they call my penor.

 

[Pantisocrat]

I have a solution/survivalist strategy for all of the above except for asteroid. That said, there's nothing that can destroy the Earth completely. I'll just reincarnate into another life form. I've always wanted to be a lizard.

 

[Harold falcon]

Why a lizard?

Personally, I wouldn't want to be reincarnated into anything that wasn't able to brew and drink beer. What's the ******* point of life if you can't get drunk?