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Police Cells

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rickhard, Dec 26, 2012.

  1. Rickhard

    Rickhard Member

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    Spent Xmas Eve in police custody - too drunk to walk home !

    Any other Xmas Eve mishaps out there ?
     
  2. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    Amateur!!!
     
  3. Rickhard

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    Should I get banged up to get some professional cred ?
     
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    It may be details but one more strike and Swansea Prison here I come.Current mates think it's cool so what the heck.
     
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    Well your recent lifestyle conversion seems to be working out well for you.

    :plain:
     
  7. Rickhard

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    Yeah !
    Fellow skinheads I get off my head with don't give a shit. So what the fuck is there to worry about ?
     
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    Claghorn Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    brutal prison love
     
  9. Rickhard

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    Sounds like you speak from experience !
     
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    My mishap was having a pint of beer with my lunch on Boxing day. I got pulled over and was 1 point over the legal limit (81 mg). It was so boarder line that the 2 coppers started having an argument as to if they should arrest me or not. Ar**holes nicked me so looks like I'm going to loose my licence!
     
  11. Rickhard

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    One pint of beer and you may lose your licence. I'll probably get hammered New Year's Eve and end up back inside. Either way the system fucks you up !
     
  12. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    WTF newbies? Control yourselves.
     
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    FLMountainMan Senior member

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    The Brits aren't exactly known for responsible alcohol consumption, Harv.
     
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    sexonfabric Senior member

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    80 mg is the limit in 100ml of blood.

    What did you blow at the roadside?
     
  15. MikeDT

    MikeDT Senior member

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    What sort of beer though? A boy's lager like Fosters or was it Special Brew?
     
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    Don't Drink & Drive. If your drinking, take a cab. It's not complicated. In the USA, we have a number of cop TV shows, that show how criminals are caught using DNA & finger printing & profiling and whatever is in vogue this week. The truth is that almost all criminals are caught due some traffic violation. Examples:

    Warren Jeffs Mormon leader on FBI's most wanted list picked up because of a traffic violation

    Notorious serial killer Ted Bundy might still be on the street if he'd taken the bus

    The Oklahoma City Bombing killed 168 people and caused 652 million dollars in damages. Within 90 minutes of the explosion, Timothy McVeigh was stopped by Oklahoma State Trooper Charlie Hanger for driving without a license plate and arrested for unlawfully carrying a weapon. Tim rides a bike and maybe never gets caught.

    If I ever rob a bank, I'm taking the subway. The only time anyone is arrested on the subway is for jumping the turnstile

    So if your going to drink, take a cab. In my entire life I know of only one person that was arrested in a cab and that is a distant relative by marriage. At age 17 or so he decides to rob a cab. Puts a gun to the drivers head and gets the couple of hundred or so the driver had. OK crime is done, all he has to do is vanish into the night. How does he get arrested? Genius forces driver from cab and then proceeds to DRIVE IT & PICK UP FARES for a period of three weeks or so. 5 years at Joliet. :D
     
  17. MikeDT

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    Here's another example:

    Peter Sutcliffe "The Yorkshire Ripper" serial killer and rapist, 13 murders. He got caught for having false number plates on the car.
     
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