Pocket Square Drama

[forsbergacct2000]

I had had this happen once before.

I looked down at my blazer and my pocket square had disappeared.

I looked about the office (thank God it was not on the bathroom floor!!) I finally found it out in my car.

I'll admit that I wondered why he was so troubled that he leaped to gain freedom. (I was also relieved he was naive enough to do it in a place I controlled so he could not escape.)

I hope he was not embarrassed to be part of today's outfit. It must be tough being a pocket square and not having many choices in your life. He is safe and secure back in my blazer pocket for the rest of the day, now.

 

[forsbergacct2000]

By the way, if this gets nominated for inanity, I want to declare right now that this whole incident was Pocket Square's fault and not mine!!

 

[bmulford]

Originally Posted by forsbergacct2000

I'll admit that I wondered why he was so troubled that he leaped to gain freedom.

Was he heavy in US Bank Bonds?

 

[Golf_Nerd]

Originally Posted by forsbergacct2000

I had had this happen once before.

I looked down at my blazer and my pocket square had disappeared.

Yes, this happened to me, too. I was around and the pocket square had disappeared. Then I noticed that the trousers were gone, too. Two nice guys in uniform came and took me to a kind of windowless appartment. Wow, that was weird!

 

[PandArts]

 

[lordofpi]

Mexican square jumps.
Shaming man's jacket pocket.
Spirit is broken.

 

[Septavius]

To keep this from happening again, I suggest you buy him a nice dinner and cuddle a bit after sex.

 

[manouche]

Originally Posted by forsbergacct2000

I had had this happen once before.

I looked down at my blazer and my pocket square had disappeared.

I looked about the office (thank God it was not on the bathroom floor!!) I finally found it out in my car.

I'll admit that I wondered why he was so troubled that he leaped to gain freedom. (I was also relieved he was naive enough to do it in a place I controlled so he could not escape.)

I hope he was not embarrassed to be part of today's outfit. It must be tough being a pocket square and not having many choices in your life. He is safe and secure back in my blazer pocket for the rest of the day, now.

Life is hard

 

[James Bond]

Originally Posted by PandArts

 

[literasyme]

How do you determine the gender of pocket square?

 

[CDFS]

Maybe he went to get high?

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[Eagle]

Originally Posted by Golf_Nerd

Yes, this happened to me, too. I was around and the pocket square had disappeared. Then I noticed that the trousers were gone, too. Two nice guys in uniform came and took me to a kind of windowless appartment. Wow, that was weird!


Perhaps your pocket square and your pants had a thing going...and just wanted some "alone time?"

 

[TRINI]

First world problems.

 

[TheFoo]

Velcro.