Phat Guido's Mystery Tailor Revealed!

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  1. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Goon member

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    You've really outdone yourself. Caviar, bluegrass and steak this fine morning?

    - E


    I admire your scholarship.

    - B
     


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    You've really outdone yourself. Caviar, bluegrass and steak this fine morning?

    - E


    I mostly get it, I think -- but WTF is "bluegrass"? [​IMG]
     


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    I mostly get it, I think -- but WTF is "bluegrass"? [​IMG]

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    I'm still confused, but at least now I am laughing! [​IMG]
     


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    I'm still confused, but at least now I am laughing! [​IMG]

    My alter ego is referring to my typical Sunday midday routine, which is to go to the gym for an hour, run or bike for the following hour and half, and then go for brunch at a place that has live bluegrass music.

    I almost always have a couple of martinis, and steak and eggs. He got the eggs wrong, though...typically, I eat the kind from chickens at brunch, not the kind from sturgeon.

    Today, I have other duties, such as keeping this thread alive.


    - B
     


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    [​IMG] hilarious

    "you are phat guido." <takes off one glove> <slaps PG in the face with glove> "GOOD DAY SIR." <slam door>


    The poor bugger was probably overawed by the Phatness of the Guido. [​IMG]

    I don't know how I would react either if I saw teh Guido live. Especially in the confines of teh Chan.
     


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    I don't know how I would react either if I saw teh Guido live. Especially in the confines of teh Chan.

    There is only one appropriate response, which is to offer him your Grey Poupon.

    - B
     


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    My alter ego is referring to my typical Sunday midday routine, which is to go to the gym for an hour, run or bike for the following hour and half, and then go for brunch at a place that has live bluegrass music.

    I almost always have a couple of martinis, and steak and eggs. He got the eggs wrong, though...typically, I eat the kind from chickens at brunch, not the kind from sturgeon.

    Today, I have other duties, such as keeping this thread alive.


    - B


    Well, you're not lazy, I'll grant you that much, and there's nothing about an early martini that steak and eggs cannot cure.

    However, I am trying, with limited success, to envision a place in Boston that offers live bluegrass music at brunch. [​IMG]
     


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    There is only one appropriate response, which is to offer him your Grey Poupon.

    - B


    Obviously, when in Rome and all that, I would need to substitute with teh XO sauce, but I getcha.
     


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    My alter ego is referring to my typical Sunday midday routine, which is to go to the gym for an hour, run or bike for the following hour and half, and then go for brunch at a place that has live bluegrass music.

    I almost always have a couple of martinis, and steak and eggs. He got the eggs wrong, though...typically, I eat the kind from chickens at brunch, not the kind from sturgeon.

    Today, I have other duties, such as keeping this thread alive.


    How can I become your apprentice? Seriously.
     


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    voxsartoria Goon member

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    How can I become your apprentice? Seriously.

    I should be your apprentice. You are going to be one scary mofo...I mean, mafoo...in twenty years.

    If I just extrapolate from your last two years to the next twenty...mama mia!


    - B
     


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    How can I become your apprentice? Seriously.
    You better hope iammatt is not reading this.
     


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    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    You better hope iammatt is not reading this.
    I've already disowned him. He tried to e-estop the proceedings, but I prevailed. I don't remember what he did. Maybe it was when he tried to change the colors of my jacket.
     


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    I've already disowned him. He tried to e-estop the proceedings, but I prevailed.
    Ah, so you are also an e-lawyer?
     


  15. voxsartoria

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    I've already disowned him. He tried to e-estop the proceedings, but I prevailed. I don't remember what he did. Maybe it was when he tried to change the colors of my jacket.

    Have you suggested to Madonna that she adopt him?


    - B
     


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