People doing weird things in public

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  1. Seanallen

    Seanallen Senior member

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    I had this huge Kimbo Slice lookalike that lived below my apartment when I lived in Vegas, one night I left around 8:30 and walked to my friends house for a party and noticed he was sitting outside just drinking a 40, nothing new.

    I'm walking back around 5am and he is sitting in front of the entrance of the apartment complex screaming "I'm not black, I'm white, I'm green, I'm blue, I aint black though" with the same 40 in his hand.


    I've seen him walking down the street in speghetti straps , a garden straw hat , and purse.
     
  2. whiteslashasian

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    At the 2,3 platform in Penn Station there's an older black man dancing around listening to his walkman every weekday between 4-7pm. I've noticed that he recently got some new dancing shoes, some kind of ankle boot.

    I was near the corner of Wall and William and saw a homeless dude pissing by the trash can at the corner of the street. At 1pm on a Sunday with a TON of tourists around the area. It smelled something awful.

    I saw several dead chickens on the 1 track at Penn Station...no clue where the owner was.
     
  3. globetrotter

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    I've seen dancing bears a few times, one was huge, maybe 6 feet at the top of his head. just walking down the street in sofia, bulgaria, and in india.

    I've seen a number of people in india who, for religious reasons, walked down the street naked and painted in differnt colors, only one woman

    I've seen people getting tatoos on the street in thailand and india

    seen people getting shaved, massaged, having dental work, having their ears cleaned, getting haricuts

    seen people defacating and pissing

    seen people dooing laundry, preparing food, herding chickens

    sleeping

    juggling and doing acrobatics

    tai chi and badmitton
     
  4. texas_jack

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    I saw a very balding guy in overalls with a huge rack, like double D size. He was casually going into the post office.

    A tall man in women's panties, fishnets, and a tube top, and heels walking around downtown Austin. He's a semi celebrity there.
     
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    A tall man in women's panties, fishnets, and a tube top, and heels walking around downtown Austin. He's a semi celebrity there.

    This is probably the real reason I stay in this god-forsaken frozen tundra. We don't have a lot of this kind of stuff for 9 months a year.
     
  6. AntiHero84

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    I've only been working in New York for three weeks or so, but so far I've seen... A chubby guy, shirtless and sweating leaning over a railing of the scaffolding near the Bull on Broadway. As I got closer he shouts, "FORTY THREE FUCKIN' YEARS OLD!" I quickly averted my eyes and walked past, but I think he noticed me. Tons of people were walking on the same sidewalk. It was around noon on a weekday. A security dog humping its handler just off of Wall Street. I wish I had my camera out in time. [​IMG]
     
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    Cologne, Germany. Old woman with a net catching pigeons... Couldn't stop laughing (I assume she wasn't crazy, but then again...) [​IMG]
     
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    Cologne, Germany. Old woman with a net catching pigeons... Couldn't stop laughing (I assume she wasn't crazy, but then again...)

    [​IMG]


    good eating
     
  9. whiteslashasian

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    One time on the subway from Brooklyn there was a crazy old guy with really long hair growing out of his ears and nose asking everyone who looked at him "Do you know the location of the moon?" and before the person could answer he'd respond "59th st Columbus Circle". He'd then continue to mutter to himself so low I couldn't hear over the subway noise.

    It was kind of funny because at every stop we'd get new people who'd come into the car and look at him, then he'd go off with his question.
     
  10. thats.mana

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    I've seen a crack whore and john walking one way, maybe 10 minutes later he's running back, full sprint with her behind him, carrying a big ass knife and ripped shorts.

    I was driving with my ex and decided to take a short cut, the short cut just happens to be through the wrost part of town. I remember explaining to her that it's fairly safe and you might see weird shit and just as I finished my sentence, we see this huge fat guy with no shirt and pants down to his ankles. He apperently did not believe in underwear. She never allowed me to take that shortcut with her in the car again.
     
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    I was driving with my ex and decided to take a short cut, the short cut just happens to be through the wrost part of town. I remember explaining to her that it's fairly safe and you might see weird shit and just as I finished my sentence, we see this huge fat guy with no shirt and pants down to his ankles. He apperently did not believe in underwear. She never allowed me to take that shortcut with her in the car again.

    This has "Life in These United States" written all over it.
     
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    I was driving downtown late one night with some friends in highschool. I saw a shirtless guy crossing the street at an angle and I said jokingly to my friends, "if that guy comes over here I'm blowing this light.". Dude walked up to my open window and let out a stream of jibberish. I smoked my tires.
     
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    In the late nineties, I saw a woman defecate on a sidewalk in the Haight.

    Later that afternoon, the turd was still there.


    - B
     
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    In the late nineties, I saw a woman defecate on a sidewalk in the Haight.

    Later that afternoon, the turd was still there.


    - B

    Weird is culturally relative concept. That is not weird.
     

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