Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

[Harold falcon]

Mo' money, mo' probs.
Everybody needs money.
That's why called money.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Friday is the day
Saturday is the next day
Sunday is the next

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Blisters on my hands
by washing clothes with my hands
My washer is broke

 

[Harold falcon]

Friday is the day
Saturday is the next day
Sunday is the next

That’s weak sauce Pee bee.
You’re better than that. At least
I’ve always thought so.

 

[Harold falcon]

Got wet in the rain.
No g’loshes. No umbrella.
How shall I get dry?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Soggy bottom pant
and socks and shoes in rain
alas, this is life

 

[SixOhNine]

Stop whining, bitches.
Either learn how to dress right
or move to Vegas.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Fiddler on the Roof
Is that a play in Yiddish?
I will find out soon

 

[Harold falcon]

I suspect ye will
be sad as it’s not Yiddish.
Although there are Yiddl’rs.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Decided not to
they were all understudies
In two weeks in Yid

 

[patrickBOOTH]

At the shrink today
The shrink needs a shrink real bad
I should share my meds

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I did not sleep well
TMJ massage pending
Chinese food is good

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Always have bad dreams
washing washing still not fixed
this is my life now

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Clothes are getting clean
finally I have white shirts
more laundry to do

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Timed wash could be great
when I get home I will see
if laundry is done