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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH
    After voiding my
    bowels I still haven't
    taken a shit since
     
  2. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    lunch break oh lunch break
    time to visit internets
    and styling forums
     
  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Approaching hot temps
    make me severely depressed
    fuck your swimming pool
     
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  4. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Happy for teh Stitch
    Will be my turn soon, I hope
    But, until then, :fu:
     
  5. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    This thread sucks. Squirrel and ban OP, thanks.
     
  6. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Get out of this thread
    if you won't post in haiku.
    Ninety Edinas!
     
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  7. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    TWSS. and by "S" i mean your mom.
     
  8. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    "That's what she your mom"
    OY! What the hell Edina?
    Could you be more fail?
     
  9. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    I am disappoint
    Winter totally missed us.
    Failed like Edina.

    Today: no sunrise
    dark clouds blocked its shine; The sun
    failed like edina
     
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  10. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    Also very much what she told me.
     
  11. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    It missed Georgia, too
    But recent recent sunny mornings
    Alas no more soon

    DST coming
    This weekend we spring forward
    Anachronism
     
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  12. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I hope summer will
    be a huge miss like winter
    winter for the win
     
  13. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    winter missed b more too
    it was quite lovely for me
    my balls did not freeze
     
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    MrG Senior member

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    Me, I love them all
    Winter, spring, summer, and fall
    August, though, pure hell
     
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    Thomas Senior member

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    I like them all, too
    summer is okay as well,
    except for the heat.

    Time to clean the pool!
    If it's as hot as last year...
    no one will jump in.
     
  16. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    i dont care the name
    as long is its warm not hot
    im a happy man
     
  17. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Thursday already?
    Yesterday felt like Monday.
    Where did the week go?
     
  18. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    ^Neo will be glad
    He hates Monday's very much
    Coffee is flowing
     
  19. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    purim purim yay
    purim purim yay purim
    purim yay purim
     
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    My recent posting
    Sucks like a thousand hoovers
    But I just can't stop.
     

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