Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    What are you even
    talking about brocephus?
    Dude, just stop. for real.
     
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    edinatlanta Senior member

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    Here's what I say to your bullshit and constricting poetic structure.... suck my taint.
     
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    Drunk lonely bitter
    All the texts in the world are
    futile. You are fail.
     
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    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    Moon pie fried fatback
    RC Cola chitlins pork
    Obesity prevails
     
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    When did this thread turn into FLMM's autobiography? :confused:
     
  6. in stitches

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    i wish that my poop
    did not smell so damn awful
    do not go in there
     
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    Wanted a Moon Pie -
    Wound up with a Met-Rx bar.
    God I am so fail.

    But I have to say,
    This Met-Rx bar is tasty
    plus, it was on sale!
     
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    I bought myself beer.
    Kidney meds make things taste weird.
    This beer is fine, though.
     
  9. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    i should go to bed
    nothing left to do right now
    why am i awake
     
  10. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    Hell yes, everyone!
    My mojo isn't back yet,
    but it's getting close.

    Out of bed at four
    I changed the oil in the Jeep
    then woke up the kids
     
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    Thomas Senior member

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    Dude seriously?
    I can't wait to go to bed -
    but, I rise early.

    If it weren't for chores
    I would get to sleep before
    our baby girl does.
     
  12. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    i seem to have some
    strange aversion to going
    to bed in the night
     
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    Perhaps Mrs. Stitch
    should check under the bed for
    rabid dust bunniez
     
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    Liam O Senior member

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    Could it really be?
    patrickBooth was really right?
    Stitch is a vampire?
     
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    mr. stitch is not
    some twilight vampire fag
    just a night owl
     

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