Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

[patrickBOOTH]

The card has been sent
Got yelled at for other things
can't win with my mom

 

[Luigi_M]

Running on the blade
You might put a foot each side
And slice off your balls

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I hate gloomy days
especially during the
stupid virus plague

 

[patrickBOOTH]

The true elitist
is mad liberal hypocrite
in four figure shoes

 

[patrickBOOTH]

A lot of dusting
Cleaned the air purifier
now dust back in air

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Slept pretty badly
and it is a cloudy day
makes mood a bit worse

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Still a gloomy day
put a night bright fragrance on
it helps a little

 

[patrickBOOTH]

The planet is gloom
hopefully the sun will come
my face can use it

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Beautiful day out
but too much work to enjoy
my life's irony

 

[patrickBOOTH]

The afternoon walk
involves a walk leisurely
while flipping the bird

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Tons of missing mail
is it normal these sad times?
or is it just me?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Gin is like perfume
they are made similarly
I should drink perfume

 

[Luigi_M]

Gin's breath is for men
Perfume breath is for sissies
Choice is up to you

 

[patrickBOOTH]

A nice shave a day
is necessary for life
beards are for lazies

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Don't love ugly days.
Back is better than before
thanks to my darlin