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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

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Timed wash could be great
when I get home I will see
if laundry is done
 

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Not a haiku
but
this is just for you:

 

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Hamstrings hurt me now
I need a good stretchin, like
will you help me stretch?
 

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Coffee is in hand
There are two birds in the bush
Dat stock market brah
 

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I like stretchy parts
Parts of my body stretching
Yeah, real good man, yeah
 

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