• We would like to welcome Ratio Clothing as an official Affiliate Vendor. Ratio Clothing specializes in American-made custom shirts offered at a fair price with guaranteed perfect fit. Please visit their new thread and give them a warm welcome.

  • STYLE. COMMUNITY. GREAT CLOTHING.

    Bored of counting likes on social networks? At Styleforum, you’ll find rousing discussions that go beyond strings of emojis.

    Click Here to join Styleforum's thousands of style enthusiasts today!

Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Harold falcon

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Dec 6, 2009
Messages
33,053
Reaction score
11,750
I transfer the heat
to far-away polar bears.
I am cold. They’re hot.
 

Harold falcon

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Dec 6, 2009
Messages
33,053
Reaction score
11,750
Mo' money, mo' probs.
Everybody needs money.
That's why called money.
 

Harold falcon

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Dec 6, 2009
Messages
33,053
Reaction score
11,750
Friday is the day
Saturday is the next day
Sunday is the next
That’s weak sauce Pee bee.
You’re better than that. At least
I’ve always thought so.
 

Harold falcon

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Dec 6, 2009
Messages
33,053
Reaction score
11,750
Got wet in the rain.
No g’loshes. No umbrella.
How shall I get dry?
 

SixOhNine

Distinguished Member
Joined
Dec 10, 2012
Messages
2,540
Reaction score
1,583
Stop whining, bitches.
Either learn how to dress right
or move to Vegas.
 

Harold falcon

Stylish Dinosaur
Joined
Dec 6, 2009
Messages
33,053
Reaction score
11,750
I suspect ye will
be sad as it’s not Yiddish.
Although there are Yiddl’rs.
 

patrickBOOTH

Stylish Dinosaur
Dubiously Honored
Joined
Oct 16, 2006
Messages
35,361
Reaction score
10,397
Always have bad dreams
washing washing still not fixed
this is my life now
 

Featured Sponsor

HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHOP FOR CLOTHES ONLINE?

  • I mainly buy my clothes online.

  • I shop online only if there is a sale.

  • I shop online when shipping and returns are free.

  • I shop in store only for very expensive items I want to try on.

  • I mainly shop in store.


Results are only viewable after voting.

Related Threads

Forum statistics

Threads
424,252
Messages
9,095,062
Members
191,348
Latest member
BDowns_m8r

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by

Top