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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I have been saying
    I should get a bass guitar
    Gotta have those lows
     

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    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    You want lows, Pee Bee?
    Go to a public laundry
    Abandon all hope.
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    When my washer broke
    I saw first-hand the struggle
    of the laundromat
     

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    As I approach age
    When word "pussy" just means "cat"
    I feel so depressed
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I am beginning
    the enjoy the look of the
    massive peaked lapel
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Work computer broke
    somebody turned up volume
    Bloomberg anchors voice
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    A bad place to be
    is in bed, but being sick
    I don't have coffee
     

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    Since I quit smoking
    Needing some satisfaction
    I drink more coffee
     

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    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    I made lasagnes
    and now all I am eating
    is lasagne. Yum.
     

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    Letting out my suits
    Once I had to take them in
    I'm getting so fat
     
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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Busy week ahead
    But I will still shave my face
    I am sick of mooks
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I don't like moisture
    I need a new toilet bowl
    and some regrouting
     

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    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    Snow has come again.
    I am not looking forward
    to today’s commute.
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    A very tired
    man is not the way to live
    need nothing to do
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I hope Luigi
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    he is a good guy
     

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