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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Hypertension sucks
    because it swells your ankles
    and shoes are too tight
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Do choir singers
    Know about music theory
    Or do they just sing?
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    A pleasing smell is
    part of the appeal, I might
    purchase some good smells
     

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    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    BBDCB221-FE48-48CE-80D4-4D5B7ECEF658.jpeg
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Buy some booze Birdman
    kick your feet up and relax
    have a little fun
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    What point does a string
    become defined as a rope?
    I don't really know
     

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    There's a simple way
    To tell a string from a rope
    It's called "the butt test".

    If you conceal it
    Between some nice round chick's cheeks
    Then by sure's a string.

    Even a rope, tough
    You might find is not enough
    For some larger butts.
     

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    Luigi_M Senior Member

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    I don't write haiku
    I simply stuff my bullshit
    In a three five three.
     

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    Luigi_M Senior Member

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    Cat out of the door
    I just cannot let her in
    I got a new rug.
     

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    As I grow older
    (Impudica senectus)
    I like young ladies.
     

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    Harold falcon Stylish Dinosaur

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    That’s what I love ‘bout
    These high school girls, I get old
    They stay the same age.
     

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    Young wimminz are shy
    In their forties they're shameless
    I think about this.


    I like fresh ladies
    But milfs are more exciting
    I just can't decide.
     

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    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Like Neo Version
    Seven I hate the Mondays
    Where is Neo now?
     

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