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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. ASNY2VA

    ASNY2VA Senior member

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    Fat is how you feel
    Is it from too many meals?
    Or all in your head?
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have new lenses
    now I can experience
    the world again, yeah
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Bangkok is kind of
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    but I had much fun
     
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    -I'm such a asshole.

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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    My last day abroad
    It is always a sad one
    I will miss people
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Working from home sucks
    The snow can suck a big dick
    Snow, melt really fast
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Bad weather country
    to one more bad weather place
    bad weather sucks balls
     
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    Girls are annoying
    when they make you do thing that
    you don't want to do
     
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    Let the days go by
    listen to this you moron
    the death of a clown
     
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    Why don't the cute girls
    from the coffee shop like me?
    I must be ugly
     
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    The weekend is here
    finally I can chill out
    cute baristas, yeah
     
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    Too hot at that one
    coffee shop that I always
    routinely go to
     

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