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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Life plus Buncha years
    Forget if it's 70
    Or a whole bunch more
     
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  2. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Fuck me, I am sick
    I have to work the next two
    days are passing fast
     
  3. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    moving in this month
    bought big LED TVs
    bye bye bike upgrades
     
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  4. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Two hour commute
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    and so does the snow
     
  5. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Taking a snow day
    Others stocked up on bread n' milk
    I bought lots of booze.
     
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  6. origenesprit

    origenesprit Senior member

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    My commute was fine
    But still I had to shovel
    Fuck salt everywhere
     
  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Fucking hate the rain
    Sydney has got a new twist
    Do you recognize?
     
  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    UFO over
    NYC and snow makes things
    really annoying
     
  9. traverscao

    traverscao Senior member

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    I love the snow,
    but where I live,
    nature just piss, ain't seein' no shit.

    LOL!
     
  10. gomestar

    gomestar Senior member

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    Here I sit, Broken hearted
    Had to shit
    But only farted
     
  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    My balls have been choked
    by an annoying friday
    Need a martini
     
  12. traverscao

    traverscao Senior member

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    Mix it with Vodka,
    Shaken not Stir,
    And lemon peel.
     
  13. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Vodka martinis
    are for douchebags who don't like
    real spirits like gin

    Shaken Martini
    tastes like absolute shit, James
    Bond was fictional
     
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  14. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I do like a good
    lemon peel, but vodka is
    for Cossacks and poorz
     
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  15. traverscao

    traverscao Senior member

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    LOL!
     
  16. traverscao

    traverscao Senior member

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    Checking the heck out
    all over the web
    for some good leathers
    that make best waxed calf

    Pulling my hair
    out of my head,
    "Which hide to choose?"
    "Tandy's or what's best?"
     
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  17. SixOhNine

    SixOhNine Senior member

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    Do you understand what a haiku is?
     
  18. traverscao

    traverscao Senior member

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    I do
    understand
    what the heck Haiku is.

    But I just
    cannot help
    when poetic blood just flows through.
     
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  19. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Normal shoes today
    at last because of the snow
    I missed the feeling
     
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  20. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    I have been wearing
    Alden Cordo boots
    last two weeks

    I have received
    several compliments
    on them.
     

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