Paris Hilton

[imageWIS]

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(PeterMetro @ Feb. 22 2005,16:45) And proof you have WAY too much time on your hands.
Hey, what do you expect? I am 17 years old, and my father is one of the 19,413 billionaires hiding out in London's toniest 'burbs.
HAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

Jon.

 

[imageWIS]

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(imageWIS @ Feb. 22 2005,17:41) Ok, I'll **** her, but only on two conditions: A) She wears a bag over her head B) I am guaranteed complete immunity from any STD's
C'mon, Paris Hilton is no Amber Valletta, but she's not ugly either. Unless you need the bag to prevent her from talking, in which case I agree.
Her head is way too small for her body. I don't need drop dead gorgeous, just well proportioned. Jon.

 

[Valmont]

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(Ambulance Chaser @ Feb. 22 2005,17:54)

Originally Posted by imageWIS,Feb. 22 2005,17:41

Ok, I'll **** her, but only on two conditions: A) She wears a bag over her head B) I am guaranteed complete immunity from any STD's
C'mon, Paris Hilton is no Amber Valletta, but she's not ugly either. Â Unless you need the bag to prevent her from talking, in which case I agree.
Her head is way too small for her body. I don't need drop dead gorgeous, just well proportioned. Jon.
What she lacks in appearance I'm sure she could make up for in sexperience so if she comes knocking down your door forget the bag. Besides who said you have to see her face, from the pics on that page her back looks just fine...

 

[modsquad]

The dearth of loose and heedless heiresses is a terrible problem. Why disparage one of the few who is out there?

 

[imageWIS]

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(imageWIS @ Feb. 22 2005,15:05)

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser,Feb. 22 2005,17:54

Originally Posted by imageWIS,Feb. 22 2005,17:41

Ok, I'll **** her, but only on two conditions: A) She wears a bag over her head B) I am guaranteed complete immunity from any STD's
C'mon, Paris Hilton is no Amber Valletta, but she's not ugly either. Unless you need the bag to prevent her from talking, in which case I agree.
Her head is way too small for her body. I don't need drop dead gorgeous, just well proportioned. Jon.
What she lacks in appearance I'm sure she could make up for in sexperience so if she comes knocking down your door forget the bag. Besides who said you have to see her face, from the pics on that page her back looks just fine...
No, you still need the bag, at least to hide the single facial expression she always has. Its like staring at a statute; never changing forevermore. Jon.

 

[retronotmetro]

What she lacks in appearance I'm sure she could make up for in sexperience

I take it you haven't seen the video.

 

[Stu]

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(Valmont @ Feb. 23 2005,08:05)

Originally Posted by imageWIS,Feb. 22 2005,15:05

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser,Feb. 22 2005,17:54

Originally Posted by imageWIS,Feb. 22 2005,17:41

Ok, I'll **** her, but only on two conditions: A) She wears a bag over her head B) I am guaranteed complete immunity from any STD's
C'mon, Paris Hilton is no Amber Valletta, but she's not ugly either. Â Unless you need the bag to prevent her from talking, in which case I agree.
Her head is way too small for her body. I don't need drop dead gorgeous, just well proportioned. Jon.
What she lacks in appearance I'm sure she could make up for in sexperience so if she comes knocking down your door forget the bag. Besides who said you have to see her face, from the pics on that page her back looks just fine...
No, you still need the bag, at least to hide the single facial expression she always has. Its like staring at a statute; never changing forevermore. Jon.
Those vacant eyes, revealing that there is absolutely nothing behind them. That general clueless stare off into space......