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Pants Awareness Month

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Always a pleasure to keep the Style Forum informed on the latest Cordarounds inventions. Today, I offer you this important public service announcement:



Every autumn, millions of American men tragically go pantless while their fellow citizens turn a blind eye.

This is the terrible affliction known as Pantlessteria -- more commonly referred to as Sansapant Syndrome, Trousernot, or Nay Slacks disease.



Fortunately, there is a cure -- and it's just clicks away at Cordarounds.com. That's where our scientists, in partnership with the National Institutes of Health and Johns Hopkins University, are working around the clock to develop Bike to Work pants, horizontal-corduroy trousers, and other solutions to this most pressing problem.

From hip to heel, Cordarounds has you covered. But don't be fooled by home remedies for pantlessness or black market imitations (seen below). You can only buy our pants online.



During Pants Awareness Month, Cordarounds needs your help. Please send us photos of yourself flashing the sign of trouser victory (on right), so that we can build a trillion-pixel pyramid of pant pride. Yes, email those images to Cordarounds.com, and together we'll cure the world of pantlessness -- on the streets, at home, in bed, even in the shower.

And for the Facebook fans among you, you can join our social awareness group here.
 

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It's come to my attention via fish and fashion fans that those are not Cod but Salmon. Just goes to show you the depths to which the black market will sink, not only impersonating cordarounds but cod as well.

-Cordarounds
 

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