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"Packaging" problem - do I need bigger pants?

oscarthewild

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Surgery (not sartorial) is another option.
 

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I'm glad someone started this thread, because it's something that I've been wondering about as well.

My pants have always been quite "revealing" around the groin region, but I recently purchased a slim-fit suit that is shows so much that it is almost uncomfortable.

I figure that my choices are to: 1. show it off proudly, or 2. take measures to contain it...wear briefs instead of boxers/duct tape the hell out of it.

Personally, I'm leaning towards number 1.
 

Brad

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Originally Posted by slipperywhenwet
...wear briefs instead of boxers/duct tape the hell out of it.

I was going to suggest taping it to your leg.
 

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I'm not particularly large like you two studs are, but I find Under Armour boxer briefs to be quite comfortable. They don't feel like diapers like cotton ones do.
 

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I suddenly feel like this thread should be merged with the Open Bragging Thread.
 

alliswell

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Is this really this difficult to work out? You have three options:

1) Don't wear slim fitting pants
2) Wear compression shorts
3) Slowly remove the cucumber from the foil and pretend that none of this ever happened
 

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Zohan?
 

Vintage Gent

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Originally Posted by letmebefell
3) Slowly remove the cucumber from the foil and pretend that none of this ever happened

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Originally Posted by slipperywhenwet
I'm glad someone started this thread, because it's something that I've been wondering about as well. My pants have always been quite "revealing" around the groin region, but I recently purchased a slim-fit suit that is shows so much that it is almost uncomfortable. I figure that my choices are to: 1. show it off proudly, or 2. take measures to contain it...wear briefs instead of boxers/duct tape the hell out of it. Personally, I'm leaning towards number 1.
i noticed this in the office yesterday with my new tailored pants. just strut it off
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i wear american-apparel coloured undies, and not boxers. keeps everything "in check". best way to "hide it" is just do the tuck under, second best bet is the pull-up.... anything to the side shows
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the shape of the dink is less noticeable if you keep it streamline with your button/zipper region of trousers. serious reply.
 

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