Oy

[Christofuh]

 

[odoreater]

Looks like fire marshal Bill.

 

[Master Shake]

Speaking of "Oy," reminds me of the suit Billy Crystal wore at the end of "Analyze This," only lighter.

 

[teddieriley]

That's one ugly dude. Even my girlfriend gets grossed out by him.

 

[acidboy]

... and he used to be married to a former Miss Universe before he left her for JLo...

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

... and he used to be married to a former Miss Universe before he left her for JLo...

Damn, she's hot.

 

[lakewolf]

Gentlemen,

That "ugly" guy is the best composer/band leader/salsa singer of the current Latin music generation.

a US born Puerto Rican, considered the succesor of a line of great singers and band leaders like Hector Lavoe, Frankie Ruiz.

No wonder he could have any pretty woman he wanted.

And the suit is a shining one like one in blue I have for clubbing... this is too light colored for an evening IMHO.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by lakewolf

Gentlemen,

That "ugly" guy is the best composer/band leader/salsa singer of the current Latin music generation.

a US born Puerto Rican, considered the succesor of a line of great singers and band leaders like Hector Lavoe, Frankie Ruiz.

No wonder he could have any pretty woman he wanted.

And the suit is a shining one like one in blue I have for clubbing... this is too light colored for an evening IMHO.

While you are correct and the man is incredibly talented both in Latin and American Pop music, he is still as ugly as an emaciated scrotum. He needs to eat a couple of cheeseburgers and hire a stylist and plastic surgeon. That 1970's Bronx cokehead look does not work.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by edmorel

While you are correct and the man is incredibly talented both in Latin and American Pop music, he is still as ugly as an emaciated scrotum. He needs to eat a couple of cheeseburgers and hire a stylist and plastic surgeon. That 1970's Bronx cokehead look does not work.

Dear God, can you paint a picture!

That's the best laugh I've had so far this morning!

 

[Quirk]

As celebrities go, it's not all that bad. And geez, he's not all that unattractive.

 

[Philip1978]

Originally Posted by edmorel

While you are correct and the man is incredibly talented both in Latin and American Pop music, he is still as ugly as an emaciated scrotum. He needs to eat a couple of cheeseburgers and hire a stylist and plastic surgeon. That 1970's Bronx cokehead look does not work.


That's awesome LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[acidboy]

edmorel,

i have never seen an emaciated scrotum before. can you post some pics?

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

edmorel,

i have never seen an emaciated scrotum before. can you post some pics?

My good man, the OP already did.

 

[Stu]

Originally Posted by lakewolf

Gentlemen,

That "ugly" guy is the best composer/band leader/salsa singer of the current Latin music generation.

a US born Puerto Rican, considered the succesor of a line of great singers and band leaders like Hector Lavoe, Frankie Ruiz.

No wonder he could have any pretty woman he wanted.

And the suit is a shining one like one in blue I have for clubbing... this is too light colored for an evening IMHO.

He's also a damn fine actor. He's not as ugly as he comes off in that suit. Suits don't do him justice. He's an ugly dude, but a suit is not is look. He's out of his element.

He left Dayanara and just broke her heart. She practically swore off men after he left her.

 

[Reuters]

There is probably something about his tongue.