OTHER Man Stuff (things other men do that you just don't get)

[calvin1663]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

Obsession with sports.

agreed. I sort of follow the red sox and the patriots, but some people can rattle off stats on every major team and player for the past 5 years, which seems like a colossal waste of time to me...

 

[TheIdler]

Originally Posted by Baron

I also have a hard time enjoying a lap dance in a strip club

+1. Totally. For similar reasons, I also don't get watching Appreciation with other men.

I don't get how guys will wear the same gym clothes over and over without washing for months. I can smell that funk through the locker door, bro.

Or how out-of-shape guys are proud of how crappy they eat.

 

[lakewolf]

I don't get the drinking buddies thing.

Some guys get together just to go out and get drunk together. No interesting activites, no girls, no dancing, no nothing. Just go to a bar and binge drink together....

 

[76classic]

Old men that wear knee high black socks in the summer with shorts and white shoes.

I mean, did they forget that THEY used to laugh at older men who did the same thing when they were younger.

Men that like real skinny women.

 

[lakewolf]

Originally Posted by 76classic

Old men that wear knee high black socks in the summer with shorts and white shoes.

I mean, did they forget that THEY used to laugh at older men who did the same thing when they were younger.

Men that like real skinny women.

Remember this post when you'll be 70 and you see yourself at the mirror with the black socks and white shoes

 

[76classic]

Find me and shoot me.

Also, men who fight baldness like it's the plague.

 

[amerikajinda]

Originally Posted by 76classic

Men that like real skinny women.

Hey!

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by lakewolf

I don't get the drinking buddies thing.

Some guys get together just to go out and get drunk together. No interesting activites, no girls, no dancing, no nothing. Just go to a bar and binge drink together....

Gay.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by odoreater

You could be right, but, I can't bring myself to try that stuff enough times to develop any kind of a palette for it.

So you're going to stick with the appletinis?

 

[amerikajinda]

double penetration.

 

[Manny Calavera]

Originally Posted by 76classic

Find me and shoot me.

Also, men who fight baldness like it's the plague.

If you looked like an androgynous space creature with hair, you too would be fighting baldness.

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

double penetration.

True.

 

[MatthewG]

Originally Posted by calvin1663

every single guy at my school (with the exception of about two people) goes nuts over red hot chili peppers...I find them obnoxious and talentless, anyone concur?

Everyone at my school also went nuts over the Chili Peppers.

That was 1992.

I wouldn't call them geniuses or buy their albums, but Blood Sugar Sex Magic has, IMHO, aged a lot better than most music from 15 years ago. They can do something right.

 

[LabelKing]

Lesbians.

 

[76classic]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

double penetration.
Some male Appreciation stars start off as gay performers to break into the business. This also explains why a chick can give head with 2 in her mouth and neither guy minds.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

double penetration.

Do you need a wide stance for that?