One of the many reasons I am against ethical food.

[acidboy]

I like ordering the I Am Fucktarded but I understand Its not always available so you have to ask the server.

 

[Cary Grant]



I would pay $5 to see this.
I have a $20 in my pocket, so, with my remaining $15, I'd pay you $5 per dish ordered aloud. I'd be elated. I'd be ecstatic. I'd be truly :foo:

Lulz

 

[mordecai]

I AM NAUSEOUS

 

[mordecai]

..

 

[mordecai]

I AM THE FLY IN THE OINTMENT I CAN SPREAD MORE DISEASE THAN THE FLEAS WHICH NIBBLE AWAY AT YOUR WINDOW DISPLAY

Cashew puree with seasonal berries and sprouted almond bread 8.74

 

[Renton]



Honestly though, if forced to eat at this place, I'd order the "I am Warm", (it's had to screw up miso soup, and it's naturally vegan,)

Naturally vegan? Is dashi made without katsuobushi that much more prevalent?

 

[Piobaire]

THIS WILL NOT SATIATE ME

Your choice of "meat" TVP with organic field greens

I AM ANEMIC
A tasty mix of organically certified nuts, gathered by happy seasonal travelers, and a glass of house made heirloom tomato juice.

 

[erictheobscure]

I AM DISAPPOINT
Lukewarm quinoa boiled in water topped with thawed Boca burger

 

[Piobaire]

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

If nothing on the menu appeals we can have the deli across the street deliver to your table.

 

[Nosu3]

This place looks great. I like the commitment and the farm. The dish names are pretty bad so I don't think I'd participate in that part of ordering.

 

[MikeDT]

There's no meat on it, what kind of a menu is that?

I AM INDIFFERENT
Fried "chicken" made with genetically modified soy, Monsanto corn on the cob

 

[VaderDave]

I would feel the need to order in the most annoying nasal voice possible, sort of like Janice from Friends.

 

[West24]

its like that episode or portlandia. gross.