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One-of-a-kind Allen Edmonds

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by PTWilliams, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. PTWilliams

    PTWilliams Senior member

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    You make a six or seven figure income, dress Tom Ford, and wear the John Lobb or Edward Greens that make men in this forum salivate, but the truth is she isn't going home with you tonight, or any night for that matter. That's right, success in your active social life on Saturday night boils down to posting threads on this forum, because those women you tried to impress are all going home with an ARTISTS. If you're an ARTIST you can't be a looser, you're just an artist before your time. Picasso was a grisly old fart who couldn't paint with shit, but it didn't matter, he was an ARTIST with hot and cold running women till he died. But there is hope you can transform those boring old bespoke dinosaurs into chick magnets. These shoes, with the help of a white paint, and a brush, shout "I am an ARTIST, not some boring lawyer, CEO, or stock broker". And when you see me with Lindsey Lohen walking out of rehab together on the way to the next SF meet-up, you'll know why.

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  2. R-H

    R-H Senior member

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    Time to cancel my SF account.
     
  3. bigbris1

    bigbris1 Senior member

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    I knew you would nail this. I just knew it.

    Now to find that Astronomy convention and you'll be killing it!
     
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    You look like a walking nebula but I love that jacket.
    on the other hand, it is utter blashpemy what you did to those lovely Allen Edmonds.
    What solar system are you?
     
  5. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Senior member

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  6. bigbris1

    bigbris1 Senior member

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    I'm literally wiping tears from my keyboard.
     
  7. R-H

    R-H Senior member

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    Those were good shoes. I'm not sure why you would ruin them like this.[​IMG]
     
  8. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Senior member

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    Those were good shoes. I'm not sure why you would ruin them like this.[​IMG]

    Do you think it's toilet tissue?


    - B
     
  9. PTWilliams

    PTWilliams Senior member

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    Just checked, paper towels
     
  10. edmorel

    edmorel Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    How anyone could ever stop reading this forum is beyond me.
     
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  11. bigbris1

    bigbris1 Senior member

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    Werd. This is just the fresh new turn I have been awaiting.

    Rooting for PTWill
     
  12. R-H

    R-H Senior member

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    Those were good shoes. I'm not sure why you would ruin them like this.[​IMG]

    Do you think it's toilet tissue?


    - B


    I'm doing my best to protect the sanctity of the Allen Edmonds. I consider it godly work.
     
  13. R-H

    R-H Senior member

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    Just checked, paper towels

    Better to clean up the blood.
     
  14. MyOtherLife

    MyOtherLife Senior member

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    Just checked, paper towels

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  15. MyOtherLife

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    I just noticed you also dotted the tongues of the shoes. You took the time to remove the laces to do that. This reveals utter contempt of a fine quality Allen Edmonds product.
    May I suggest repeating the procedure, dot for dot, with Glow-In-The-Dark paint?
     
  16. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Senior member

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    I suggest a smaller blue dot within each white dot so that they all look like little eyeballs.


    - B
     
  17. edmorel

    edmorel Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Contempt???? This is contemporary art taken to classic footwear. Quite frankly it's rather visionary. PT you may consider doing this as a business, i always feel that Lobbs, EG's are missing something and I could never put my finger on it. I raise my finger to you in salute.
     
  18. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Senior member

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    Eric Glennie x PT Williams?


    - B
     
  19. cptjeff

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    I raise my finger to you in salute.

    Which one?
     
  20. radicaldog

    radicaldog Senior member

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    So if I spill paint all over my Vassssshh does that make me a great philosopher (and not a third-rate academic) just waiting to be discovered a few generations after my death? Not a bad plan, come to think of it. Anyway, I like your attitude, OP. In a way.
     

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