Official Work Photo?

[Rugger]

How do I look like a BAMF bawse for my official work portrait? I've already decided that I'm going with the "no-smile" look. I'll likely be flanked by two flags, the U.S. flag and then some other random flag of unknown colors.

I have a variety of dark and mid-blue suits, charcoal and some mid-greys. Which one? What color and type of tie? Type of knot? Color/type of shirt? Collar? Lord help me. I want knees to buckle in fear when this photo is seen.

 

[archetypal_yuppie]

Have a grenade detonate next to your face right as the picture is taken.

 

[Rugger]

That WOULD be awesome although I do believe the shutter speed may be too slow to capture anything worthwhile

 

[Claghorn]

Three words.

Eric. Glennie.

 

[Rugger]



Three words.

Eric. Glennie.

Haha! I literally LOLd