^when I encounter things like this in real life I don't give a fuck and eat it all in one sitting. guilt is not an option- the food orgasm is the only option. I'd eat 15 of those cookies with 16oz of whole milk. When I make them they are meant to be finished with in two hours of baking. They are best when out of the oven, like most cookies. I rarely even get the amount of cookies I am supposed to out of a batch because I end up eating half the dough.