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NFL 2016-17 Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by jrd617, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    The Browns are looking good this afternoon. Bears, not so much.
     
  2. Wade

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    mallet to texans


    alex smith with 45 mill guaranteed [​IMG]
     
  3. archibaldleach

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    ^ NFL teams overvalue average to slightly above-average quality starting quarterbacks.
     
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    I don't know about you guys but I find this Wes Welker suspension hilarious. How is molly just getting popular? It has been floating around music festivals for a long time and it's not like MDMA is anything new.
     
  5. Mark Anthony

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    Just one more sleep!!!!!
     
  6. Texasmade

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    Rappers started rapping about it. I like Wes' someone probably spiked my drink at the Kentucky Derby excuse. Nowhere near as good as Brian Cushing's overtrained athlete excuse though. I don't think anything is ever going to top Cushing's excuse.
     
  7. ethanm

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    This picture makes so much more sense now:

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Fucking Welker. Why did I draft that bum?
     
  9. Nil

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    Multiple concussions in a year must give you bonus points in your league.
     
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  10. HRoi

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    Shouldn't he have gone with pot as his drug of choice? Then he could have claimed it was for medical reasons on account of all the concussions
     
  11. ethanm

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    Josh Gordon... clearly needed to be punished more harshly than Ray Rice.

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  12. whiteslashasian

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    I have something of a quandry on my hands regarding my fantasy starting QB.

    My QBs are Foles who is facing a rather unimpressive Jacksonville Jaguars squad and Kaepernick up against quite possibly the worst Defensive secondary in the league.

    Foles and the Chip Kelly Offense were formidable last year but I'm somewhat worried about teams and defenses picking up on things.

    Kaepernick had a very poor looking pre-season but the Cowboys D and Secondary are so porous that he has a LOT of potential upside in this game.

    Foles = Safe Choice

    Kaep = Risk v Reward

    :roma:
     
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    I don't know how safe of a bet Foles is without Desean.
     
  14. HRoi

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    I'm so glad I don't play fantasy football anymore
     
  15. whiteslashasian

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    This is my first time playing Fantasy Football... good god, what have I done?!:fu:
     
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    The Microsoft Engine That Nailed The World Cup Is Predicting Every NFL Game — Here Are Its Picks For Week 1

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-engine-nailed-world-cup-143528755.html


    Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks — Seahawks win (74.2% chance)
    New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons — Falcons win (61.4% chance)
    Minnesota Vikings at St. Louis Rams — Rams win (67.4% chance)
    Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers — Steelers win (70.2% chance)
    Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Philadelphia Eagles — Eagles win (75.4% chance)
    Oakland Raiders at New York Jets — Jets win (62.9% chance)
    Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens — Ravens win (59.8% chance)
    Buffalo Bills at Chicago Bears — Bears win (64.4% chance)
    Washington Redskins at Houston Texans — Texans win (51% chance)
    Tennessee Titans at Kansas City Chiefs — Chiefs win (64.4% chance)
    New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins — Patriots win (61.4% chance)
    Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers — Buccaneers win (56.6% chance)
    San Francisco 49ers at Dallas Cowboys — 49ers win (68.8% chance)
    Indianapolis Colts at Denver Broncos — Broncos win (77.8% chance)
    New York Giants at Detroit Lions — Lions win (61.4%% chance)
    San Diego Chargers at Arizona Cardinals — Cardinals win (58.2% chance)
    Interestingly, Cortana picked the Vegas betting favorite in 15 of 16 Week 1 games. The only disparity is in the Saints-Falcons game. Vegas has New Orleans as a three-point favorite, while Cortana has Atlanta as a pretty big 61% favorite.
     
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    The good news is the Giants are going to lose every game so you can shamelessly root for your fantasy players.
     
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  18. HRoi

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    Cortana? Isn't that the female AI from Halo?
     
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    I've never played, but my wife got roped into a league. Inevitably, I must learn how to play in order to advise.
     
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    I think the #1 rule of 2014 fantasy football is: Start any offensive skill player that is playing against the Cowboys' defense.
     

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