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New HM Bateman caption thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lucky Strike, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. Lucky Strike

    Lucky Strike Senior member

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  2. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    1) With apologies to Captain Beefheart:
    Old Farts at Play

    2) Man on left: "I'm trying to recall when I could last look down and see my willy."
    Man on right realizes with shock that he's never been able to look down and see his.

    3) Man on right: "Look, my cigar smoke looks like a Brancusi."
    Man on left: "Mine looks like a Miro."

    4) Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but a good woman is a broad.

    5) Man on right: "This is a gentleman's club."
    Man on left: "Funny, I've never seen him here."
     


  3. Nick M

    Nick M Senior member

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    I have one, but it's a teeny weeny bit un-PC.
     


  4. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    As part of "The Man Who" series:

    The man who did not know the proper way of smoking a cigar and was snickered at by a waiter.

    The man who first learned that his major holding had just dropped 150 points as his was enjoying a Davidoff Grand Cru No. 1.

    Or

    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes an unfortunate phallic symbol.
     


  5. ATM

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    I have one, but it's a teeny weeny bit un-PC.
    Is it a George Carlin joke? That's what I first thought of.
     


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    [​IMG]

    Vaclav and Horace relaxing at the club, after a mellow afternoon in the beer garden.
     


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    "Honestly, Reg, if one wants to wear a black suit for business, I don't really have an objection. Of course, it's not entirely appropriate, and that person might have a hard go of it at our firm come promotion time...wait a moment...that new waiter...what's his name...I think I just caught him looking at my package. I shall now nonchalantly cross my legs."
     


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