Nerds shouldn't be allowed to buy trenchcoats

[Eason]

LBCC, a nearby community college, got locked down and closed today because some "suspicious individual" was suspected of having guns under his trenchcoat, though there hasn't been any updates since then. Clearly they shouldn't let nerds buy trenchcoats, firstly they look ******* awful wearing them, and then all they do is hide guns underneath. It seems like half of the pasty nerds I've seen around campus are wearing cheap, terrible looking trenchcoats.

 

[BrettChaotix]

no clue how sarcastic you are trying to be but let me just say.... not all nerds wear trenchcoats

one classic and 4 sequels and not a trench coat to be found

 

[Go Surface]

To differentiate themselves from regular people, they should wear lab coats.

 

[dtmt]

The worst are those versions that have the big flap of material covering the shoulders like it's supposed to look like some sort of wizard costume or something. Usually worn by pale, greasy guys who look like they spend too much time in their mom's basement and not enough in the shower.

 

[Eason]

Yes! That's exactly the kind I'm envisioning. The ones that rapists in the wild west probably wore in the 1800's.

 

[anthony]

"NNTURD NUGGETS!""