Need suggestions for a title...

[Connemara]

...that can be used for a paper contrasting the ethical philosophies of Kant and J.S. Mill. The essay is essentially Kant's categorical imperative vs. Mill's principle of utility.

Any ideas? My creative juices are sapped.

 

[Tck13]

Originally Posted by Connemara

...that can be used for a paper contrasting the ethical philosophies of Kant and J.S. Mill. The essay is essentially Kant's categorical imperative vs. Mill's principle of utility.

Any ideas? My creative juices are sapped.

You Kant always get what you want,

but if you try sometimes you just might find,

Greater Happiness is what you need!

 

[LabelKing]

The traditional academic method of titling, especially appropriate with Germans, is to simply state your thesis in the most verbose manner possible.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

The traditional academic method of titling, especially approrpiate with Germans, is to simply state your thesis in the most verbose manner possible.

Right, which is what I'll probably end up doing.

 

[LabelKing]

The British novelists were also fond of long-winded titles.

 

[designprofessor]

Try the surrealist exquisite corpse method, that will at least add some ambiguity...

 

[Lucky Strike]

You need the Postmodernism generator:

 

[Lucky Strike]

In a completely sabotaging vein, here's the Band Name Generator:

 

[Lucky Strike]

Ok, try this: Textual desublimation and the subconstructivist paradigm of narrative, a short study.

 

[designprofessor]

Originally Posted by Lucky Strike

You need the Postmodernism generator:

OK, this is brilliant!
Sad thing is, some of it kinda makes sense.

 

[Kent Wang]

You can also try the method used for titling Papal bulls by using the incipit.