Need advice to match my flashy versace white jeans

[destroyer427]

So I'm new to the world of brand name fashion and in vegas bought an outfit from Versace with my friends, see first picture below (I am the one on the left with the white pants). Now I am looking to add shirts to my collection that match the pants. I am considering the shirt in the second picture, what do you guys think or what alternative suggestions do you have?

 

[acridsheep]

Deets on the knockers to the left?

 

[MBreinin]

 

[BlueHorseShoe]

 

[noxlord]

inb4 troll thread

 

[SpooPoker]

Oh hai guise

 

[Metlin]

That's a great shirt! You should buy it, and post pictures of the fit.

 

[Sanguis Mortuum]

 

[red dragon]

So you went to Vegas and played Jenga?

I've been doing it wrong all these years...

 

[SpooPoker]

Your Versace shirt and belt seem to wrap it up pretty nicely.

 

[matstyleku]

Why are you standing like that in the second picture...

 

[DerekS]

so much good in this thread. Thank ya jeeeezuzz!!!

Honestly, i dont know where the hell to start.....so here goes..

looks like you picked possibly the ugliest jeans i have ever laid eyes on. And keep in mind, i once saw someone (a man) wear leather pants with fringe and cowhide print.

Please remember.....what you buy in vegas, does not stay in vegas...especially when you post it on a forum for us (me) to laugh at.

as for the shirt WITH the jeans...holy hell, my head would explode...that would be akin to dividing by zero. do. not. do. it.

Can i ask what possesed you to buy those jeans???

 

[GBear]

The outfit is incomplete without this:

 

[acridsheep]

If you are looking for a goddamn top ten list on how to have a good time, here it is:

1) Fluorescent green shot of dubious origin/questionable rapey content;
2) Cheesy 80s family game;
3) A bountiful smorgasboard of gas producing, sticky-**** yielding fried potatoes. I NEEDZ MOARS!
4) High gravity liquid sugar;
5) Hi I just started smoking so I smoke gay cigarettes;
6) Skinny white dork;
7) Token black guy;
8) Probably funny fat guy;
9) Hopefully funny ********;
10) Comparatively hot girl who isn't really that hot when she's in the wild

 

[DerekS]

Originally Posted by red dragon

So you went to Vegas and played Jenga?

I've been doing it wrong all these years...

nothing says vegas like spider man versace pants, jenga, and shots of midori from plastic cups.