My X has moved on and I feel sick...

[j]

Originally Posted by grundletaint

put two pieces of salami between the mattress and the box spring and **** the everloving hell out of it.

i'm glad i swallowed my sip of water before i read this.

 

[garmentmerchant]

Maybe this will make you feel better my X moved on with my brother who is also my roomate and business partner.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by garmentmerchant

Maybe this will make you feel better my X moved on with my brother who is also my roomate and business partner.
If only you were twins...

 

[adamsnez]

Originally Posted by edmorel
If you want to get over her, just think about this new guy drilling her hole like there was a fossil fuel at the bottom. She is also probably giving him more anal than you could possibly imagine. I read a statistic somewhere that most girls first experience with anal is right after they get out of a relationship with a selfish person. They want to give themselves whole to the new person. He is also probably creampie-ing her a-hole. She's probably also so grateful to how good he is treating her that she is allowing him to go ATM on her. Hope you didn't kiss her the last couple of times you saw here, if you did, get a penicillin shot.

i used the whole "first experience" statistic yesterday on someone at work, dead serious face.
they were like, "man, that is the weirdest stat i've ever heard. are you serious?" hahaha. "ya, im serious"

 

[KhouriC]

Originally Posted by randallr

I just didn't expect to feel this way. I had sex with another girl the same night I broke up with her, never thought this would produce these feelings inside me. I am trying not to get confused as to what my feelings are for her, if they even exist.

Originally Posted by acidicboy

And YOU feel sick....

Did you pick up this girl that night you broke up with your GF? If not, then you were still talking to girls all along and i don't have much sympathy for you even though it still hurts.

Karma is a *****.

Advice:

• don't cheat (cheating has numerous forms)
  
• cut the girl out of your life
  
• treat the next girl better

 

[Beta]

wow. sorry you lost a friend.

 

[CunningSmeagol]

Originally Posted by grundletaint

put two pieces of salami between the mattress and the box spring and **** the everloving hell out of it.

grundletaint is my favorite.

 

[Edward Appleby]

Well dude, you beat her to the punch at least. Was the friend she hooked up with a close enough friend that he shouldn't have done that? Also wtf kind of conversation are you having with her where that comes up?

 

[83glt]

Originally Posted by RunningBeagle

grundletaint is my favorite.
the name grundletaint is my favourite

 

[amerikajinda]

Speaking of grundletaint...

look two posts above this!

 

[83glt]

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

Speaking of grundletaint...

look two posts above this!
It was grundletaint in the flesh! Gone but not forgotten ....

 

[jgold47]

This thead is funny to me, my best friend just got his heart OWNED by a girl (yeah it pissed me off what happend too), and he has been a mess ever since, so I know what your going through. The feeling you feel when your best friend dumps his batter into your girl, is jealousy. its ok, especially if she dumped you. the only thing I can tell you is that it gets better. I have been there as we all have, and basically, this is one of the rare occasions when I think the phrase, what doesnt kill you will make you stronger actually applies. just keep yourself busy, try not to think about it, spend time iwth your family, friends (who arnt douches), and DONT LET HER WIN BY MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE ****.

I will leave you with a quote, which I Am pretty sure I made up (I havent seen it anywhere else) -

"falling in love is the easy part. Its falling in love with the right person thats hard"

 

[Schnurretiger]

F*ck her sister and her 4 best friends. If you're still not over it: her brother and her father, too.

 

[CunningSmeagol]

Originally Posted by Schnurretiger

F*ck her sister and her 4 best friends. If you're still not over it: her brother and her father, too.

Very German. I can get behind that.

 

[KenN]

Originally Posted by Schnurretiger

F*ck her sister and her 4 best friends. If you're still not over it: her brother and her father, too.

Don't forget the mom...