My Strange Addiction

[Harold falcon]

Two stories tonight.

1. A fat woman has been eating Vicks-Vap-o-rub for twenty years. She puts it in her tea, scoops it out with a spoon, and inhales it all day. Up to 7 containers a day.

2. A giant fat woman has been eating pieces of rubber car tires for 6 years. She's eaten the equivalent of 50 tires. Surprisingly she has "unrelated" stomache issues.

 

[tullytra]

I've watched a few of these. In one the woman was addicted to eating corn starch. I tried a spoonful and have no idea how someone could become addicted to it. Along the lines of the tire lady I watched one where a teenager ate bits of plastic and had stomach issues as well. My favorite part is when they have some setup with just how obnoxious the addiction has become: ten foot wall of pizza boxes, wheelbarrow full of fat.

 

[whiteslashasian]

My GF left that show on TV while I was reading.

It was some old dude was sexually attracted to balloons and a transgender girl who was addicted to being an adult baby; wears diapers in public and at home sleeps in a giant crib with bottles and pacifiers, etc.

Another one was a woman who ate the Clay Mask powder and another who ate dryer sheet/tissue "sandwiches".

**** was ******* weird.

 

[Harold falcon]

I missed out on this show previously, it's genius stuff. I won't be missing out on any new ones.

 

[gort]

Still the best is the guy who has sex with his car.

 

[Harold falcon]

Not only did he ******** with his mid 2000s Pontiac Grand Am he had gay sex with it, since he referred to his car with a male name and make pronoun.

 

[Rambo]

Still trying to figure out how that makes the sex 'gay'...

 

[Harold falcon]



Still trying to figure out how that makes the sex 'gay'...

Well, it's not really sexual intercourse either, but if you have masturbate with an inanimate object and you refer to that object as an item of your same gender I would posit the closest approximation to actual sexual intercourse would be gay sex.

 

[Rambo]



Well, it's not really sexual intercourse either, but if you have masturbate with an inanimate object and you refer to that object as an item of your same gender I would posit the closest approximation to actual sexual intercourse would be gay sex.

how about a balloon?

http://gawker.com/5990564/here-is-a-man-who-has-sexual-relationships-with-balloons

 

[whiteslashasian]



how about a balloon?

http://gawker.com/5990564/here-is-a-man-who-has-sexual-relationships-with-balloons

That's the one I saw last night...

 

[Rambo]



That's the one I saw last night...

sexually attracted and 'has sex with' are two WILDLY different things...

 

[whiteslashasian]

So...You're saying one doesn't have to be sexually attracted to balloons to ******** with one (or more, for the adventurous)?

 

[Rambo]



So...You're saying one doesn't have to be sexually attracted to balloons to ******** with one (or more, for the adventurous)?

there's a large gulf between thought and action

 

[whiteslashasian]



there's a large gulf between thought and action

Right. But one doesn't have to be sexually attracted to fat girls to ******** with one. Just sayin'...

Are you sexually attracted to your hand?

I feel like why...

 

[Rambo]



Right. But one doesn't have to be sexually attracted to fat girls to ******** with one. Just sayin'...

Are you sexually attracted to your hand?

I feel like why...

you sure as **** sound like him...