My Strange Addiction

[whiteslashasian]



you sure as **** sound like him...

I know. It makes me feel dirty.

Also, I'm 100% sure that guy in the episode I saw needs to have balloons in his marital (yes, he's married) bedroom in order to get it on, though he never made any admission as such on the show.

 

[SixOhNine]

So was the dude in a relationship with his car giving or receiving the sex? Not sure which is more disturbing, dicking a car up the tailpipe, or taking a gearshift up yours.

 

[Harold falcon]



So was the dude in a relationship with his car giving or receiving the sex? Not sure which is more disturbing, dicking a car up the tailpipe, or taking a gearshift up yours.

He didn't make it clear. Said some vague things about rubbing the hood with ********. Kind of like titty-*******. Except its a boy car, so I don't know how it actually works.

 

[Rambo]



Except its a boy car, so I don't know how it actually works.

Boy car? What's a girl car? One with an extra gas tank hole???

 

[Harold falcon]



Boy car? What's a girl car? One with an extra gas tank hole???

You're asking the wrong guy. He's the one who calls his car a he.

My strange addiction is not sexing cars but rather alcohol and dirty whores.

 

[SixOhNine]

You sex alcohol? The longnecks, they turn you on?