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My Strange Addiction

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Harold falcon, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Two stories tonight.

    1. A fat woman has been eating Vicks-Vap-o-rub for twenty years. She puts it in her tea, scoops it out with a spoon, and inhales it all day. Up to 7 containers a day.

    2. A giant fat woman has been eating pieces of rubber car tires for 6 years. She's eaten the equivalent of 50 tires. Surprisingly she has "unrelated" stomache issues.
     
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    I've watched a few of these. In one the woman was addicted to eating corn starch. I tried a spoonful and have no idea how someone could become addicted to it. Along the lines of the tire lady I watched one where a teenager ate bits of plastic and had stomach issues as well. My favorite part is when they have some setup with just how obnoxious the addiction has become: ten foot wall of pizza boxes, wheelbarrow full of fat.
     
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    My GF left that show on TV while I was reading.

    It was some old dude was sexually attracted to balloons and a transgender girl who was addicted to being an adult baby; wears diapers in public and at home sleeps in a giant crib with bottles and pacifiers, etc.

    Another one was a woman who ate the Clay Mask powder and another who ate dryer sheet/tissue "sandwiches".

    Shit was fucking weird.
     
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  4. Harold falcon

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    I missed out on this show previously, it's genius stuff. I won't be missing out on any new ones.
     
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    Still the best is the guy who has sex with his car.
     
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    Not only did he have sex with his mid 2000s Pontiac Grand Am he had gay sex with it, since he referred to his car with a male name and make pronoun.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Still trying to figure out how that makes the sex 'gay'...
     
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    Well, it's not really sexual intercourse either, but if you have masturbate with an inanimate object and you refer to that object as an item of your same gender I would posit the closest approximation to actual sexual intercourse would be gay sex.
     
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    sexually attracted and 'has sex with' are two WILDLY different things...
     
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    So...You're saying one doesn't have to be sexually attracted to balloons to have sex with one (or more, for the adventurous)?
     
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    there's a large gulf between thought and action
     
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    Right. But one doesn't have to be sexually attracted to fat girls to have sex with one. Just sayin'...

    Are you sexually attracted to your hand? :laugh:

    I feel like why...
     
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    you sure as fuck sound like him...
     
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    I know. It makes me feel dirty.

    Also, I'm 100% sure that guy in the episode I saw needs to have balloons in his marital (yes, he's married) bedroom in order to get it on, though he never made any admission as such on the show.
     
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    So was the dude in a relationship with his car giving or receiving the sex? Not sure which is more disturbing, dicking a car up the tailpipe, or taking a gearshift up yours.
     
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    He didn't make it clear. Said some vague things about rubbing the hood with his cock. Kind of like titty-fucking. Except its a boy car, so I don't know how it actually works.
     
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    Boy car? What's a girl car? One with an extra gas tank hole???
     
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    You're asking the wrong guy. He's the one who calls his car a he.

    My strange addiction is not sexing cars but rather alcohol and dirty whores.
     

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