My Stomach, Is It Broken?

[Jekyll]

When I jump on a trampoline or do jumping jacks or anything like that, sometimes I hear a weird sort of sloshing sound from my stomach. Am I an alien life form?

 

[thekunk07]

it's overconsumption of liquid.

 

[beasty]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

it's overconsumption of liquid.

Or semi solid faeces tumbling in his intestines. God. Who do these people ask their weird questions before the internet was invented?

 

[Jekyll]

Originally Posted by thekunk07

it's overconsumption of liquid.
But I don't drink that much.

Originally Posted by beasty

Or semi solid faeces tumbling in his intestines. God. Who do these people ask their weird questions before the internet was invented?
There were people before the internet?

 

[Threadbearer]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

Am I an alien life form?
Don't be ridiculous. You're not an alien; you're just hosting one.

 

[raclotz]

hahahaha... hell no... its just normal and everyone has that feeling but it is just most of us are not that sensible to sense the thing...

 

[Sesame Seed]

Originally Posted by Threadbearer

Don't be ridiculous. You're not an alien; you're just hosting one.

That's one mean boner.

 

[lee_44106]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

When I jump on a trampoline or do jumping jacks or anything like that, sometimes I hear a weird sort of sloshing sound from my stomach. Am I an alien life form?

Only little girls jump on trampolines. And only those less than the age of 7.

Jumping jacks is for pussies or Richard Simmon groupies.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by lee_44106

Only little girls jump on trampolines. And only those less than the age of 7.
I beg to differ...

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

I beg to differ...

I approve of this post.

 

[lee_44106]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

I beg to differ...

thanks Rube for enlightening my mind. This I approve.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by lee_44106

thanks Rube for enlightening my mind. This I approve.
After 4,636 posts...

 

[ehnihl]

You've just eat much more than the usual...lol

 

[MLIW]

Go to the toilet before you trampoline, pretty standard really