My New Car!

Discussion in 'Fine Living, Home, Design & Auto' started by Stazy, Nov 27, 2006.

  1. Stazy

    Stazy Senior member

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    Lots of people have been posting their cars lately so I decided to join in the fun. This car is amazing! The front end is a Bentley and the back end is a Rolls Royce. I couldn't decide which car I wanted, so I splurged and bought both! (Yes, I have that much money!) The sweet part is that Arnold_Horseshack did such a good job fusing the two cars together that no one can tell it's a totally customized vehicle! [​IMG]
     


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    zjpj83 Senior member

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    Nice!!!

    How's the gas mileage?
     


  3. caelte

    caelte Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    What a coincidence!
    I have one just like it I bought in Dubai.

    Arnold did my HummerAccord.
    He's a magician!
     


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    Stazy Senior member

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    Nice!!!

    How's the gas mileage?


    This masterpiece puts Hyrbird vehicles to shame! I don't want to go into details because it's pretty complicated. Engineers from Shell and NASA created a revolutionary fuel system.
     


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    lawyerdad Senior member

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    I like the transparent aluminum driver's-side center window. Is that standard?
     


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    Stazy Senior member

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    I like the transparent aluminum driver's-side center window. Is that standard?
    Tricked you! That "window" does not actually exist. I hired a team from the Tokyo University to cover that section of the car with tiny pieces of glass, this essentially creates a high tech screen. A video camera is then used to record the scenery behind the the car and the results are projected onto that section of the car's body. The effect is that the "window" appears transparent. This makes it look like the car is not occupied, with the exception of my chauffer. This was installed mostly for security reasons as protecting my identity is very important to me.
    What a coincidence! I have one just like it I bought in Dubai.
    I doubt it. Can you please provide me with your serial number?
     


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    Lots of people have been posting their cars lately so I decided to join in the fun. This car is amazing! The front end is a Bentley and the back end is a Rolls Royce. I couldn't decide which car I wanted, so I splurged and bought both! (Yes, I have that much money!) The sweet part is that Arnold_Horseshack did such a good job fusing the two cars together that no one can tell it's a totally customized vehicle!

    [​IMG]


    You high rollers really know to rub it in to us little guys! All of those fancy cars, watches, airplanes, and bespoke clothing are something us little guys can only ever dream about. I can only wish for such things as what (at first glance) I mistook for one of Gorbachev's Lada stretch limousines parked at the secret entrance to the Kremlin.

    I'm just going to pretend I never saw your car. I don't want to turn green with envy. The green skin just wouldn't harmonize with my brown suit.

    I could go on at length; but, this being Monday, a new load of stuff is being put out on the tables at my local thrift store. So, I think I'll just head on over there and do my Christmas shopping today. Oh, well, I will just continue to hope for and dream about the good life!

    Some of you guys have all the luck!
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    You are such a liar, I do not believe for one second that the car in the photo is actually yours!

    Post another pic within the next 30 minutes of the car, with a StyleForum sign held up by two homeless men, one of whom is a midget, and also drape 4 Kiton suits over the hood of the car but make sure to put the pants over the trunk. Also post a photo of your man purse along with 8 cell phones. You do have 8, right? Otherwise I don't know why you bother to wake up in the morning.
     


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    caelte Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I doubt it. Can you please provide me with your serial number?

    You are just jealous of me!

    I will photograph it with a Style Forum sign on the dashboard, ax hx.
     


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    This thread is LMFAO funny. [​IMG]

    Jon.
     


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    I call weld window seat!
     


  12. zjpj83

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    Yo, I just copped da special edition [​IMG]
     


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    Yo, I just copped da special edition

    [​IMG]

    Dood, sweeeeet ride.

    But you ain't got nuthin' until you rock whale foreskin seat covers like I got on my Bimmer.

    A.
     


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    Dood, sweeeeet ride.

    But you ain't got nuthin' until you rock whale foreskin seat covers like I got on my Bimmer.

    A.


    Onassis, is that you?

    Jon.
     


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    [​IMG]

    Shouldn’t your entire thread actually be part of and moved into LabelKing’s recent thread about two-tone cars? Maybe you high rollers are just too busy to exercise common courtesies such as that.

    As an aside, that's a beautifully fabricated cut-out on the exhaust header. But then, guys like you can afford the finest craftsmen because cost is no object for your type.

    Well, at least I currently afford to dream of the day when my ship comes in!

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