My neighbor is nuts.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Johnny_5, Jun 24, 2009.



  1. cpmac7

    cpmac7 Senior member

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    Its funny, you can see a correlation to where where a person grew up and/or their political views just by their response to this thread...... [​IMG]
     


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    musicguy Senior member

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    Its funny, you can see a correlation to where where a person grew up and/or their political views just by their response to this thread...... [​IMG]

    This.
     


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    I'm incredibly tender.

    edited because I anticipate that it would be read wrongly...

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  4. texas_jack

    texas_jack Senior member

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    Its funny, you can see a correlation to where where a person grew up and/or their political views just by their response to this thread...... [​IMG]

    fail, I grew up in a very liberal city, Austin TX. I'm just not a pussy.
     


  5. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    Animals are pretty common around here. We have deer, coyotes, wild turkeys, and peacocks.

    That's another story, Dr. Doolittle. Those things are fucking annoying. There's a neighborhood in LA where they run rampant climbing on the roofs of homes and squawking at all fucking hours.
     


  6. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    That's another story, Dr. Doolittle. Those things are fucking annoying. There's a neighborhood in LA where they run rampant climbing on the roofs of homes and squawking at all fucking hours.
    Weird. I thought you loved 'cocks.
     


  7. Johnny_5

    Johnny_5 Senior member

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    fail, I grew up in a very liberal city, Austin TX. I'm just not a pussy.
    I think its just too hard for you to comprehend. Go back a page, read, and try again.
     


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    Rambo Senior member

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    That's another story, Dr. Doolittle. Those things are fucking annoying. There's a neighborhood in LA where they run rampant climbing on the roofs of homes and squawking at all fucking hours.
    They're aggressive little fucks to boot.
     


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    Milhouse Senior member

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    Its funny, you can see a correlation to where where a person grew up and/or their political views just by their response to this thread...... [​IMG]

    Where did I grow up and what are my political views?
     


  10. hossoso

    hossoso Coward and P*ssy

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    Your neighbor should be curb-kicked... slowly, gently curb-kicked. Grind it in, make him regret it. No felony on that sick fucker! Put brownies in your yard. Make it legal.
     


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    acidboy Senior member

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    you could also use the fawn's skin for boots or a wallet and a belt after the neighbor finishes him off
     


  12. flashback

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    man I'd fuck that crotchety old man up, or start a neighbor war which of course I would win because I'm younger, smarter, and savvier than the old fart. I don't care if he's right either, shit aint cool.
     


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    They're just fucking animals. What a bunch of tree-hugging hippies we have here.
     


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    Slopho Senior member

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    No. Deer are a nuisance and he can do as he pleases on his own property.

    +1. I'm surprised, unless I missed it, that nobody brought up deer ticks or Lymes disease.

    My boss was almost killed a little over a year ago when he hit a deer while driving. I heard a story where a couple hit a deer, the deer's legs end up going through the windshield of the car and the deer starts kicking. Decapitates the couple.


    Oh also, have you tried peeing on your neighbor's car??
     


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