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My long-running quest to find a pair of jeans that fit

T_B

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@T_B

IMHO, has nothing to do with the size of your balls. I had exactly same problem with every pair of low to mid-rise pair of jeans. I suffered for over 20 years until I recently discovered "Iron Heart Denim", a premium Japanese brand by Iron Works.

The answer is to go for higher rise jeans with ample thigh room. Your inner thighs are rubbing because the crotch is too low and you cant pull the pants any higher cos the (small) thighs wont let you. It is like a low arm-hole on a suit jacket. It limits your degree of movement and drags the entire garment around when you move. Same with lower rise jeans for guys with thick thighs and smaller waist.

I went for high rise jeans (12' front, 16' back rise) and voila, the problem disappeared. Now the crotch fits snug and my things are free to move without rubbing. If you don't mind the jeans siting higher (which I like for dressing it up with Sport Coats).

BTW, I have 25" thighs and 31/32 waist, 32.5 Inseam

Alan Bee
Yes! Finally.

Thank you for the suggestion.

Any other recommendations for higher rise jean providers?
 

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It's definitely related to his small balls. The only reasonable solution is for the OP to get prosthetic balls. Buy some off ebay (see below), fly to Belize and find a doctor to install the balls (a general doctorate in the humanities is fine).

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You know what brand the OP should buy?

Grant Stones.
 

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