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My house was just egged

Slopho

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...what's wrong with people?? I don't think I've done anything to deserve my house getting egged. I'm getting a gun.
 

kwilkinson

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No offense meant, but how is a gun going to stop anyone from egging your house. You're going to shoot someone for throwing eggs?
 

edinatlanta

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
No offense meant, but how is a gun going to stop anyone from egging your house. You're going to shoot someone for throwing eggs?

In Georgia I'm pretty sure that's legal.

Nothing quite as cathartic as firing a gun.
 

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WTF is with all these SFers getting bullied/harassed IRL ?
 

Slopho

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
No offense meant, but how is a gun going to stop anyone from egging your house. You're going to shoot someone for throwing eggs?

Yes! The sting of having one of the things that I work hard for treated like **** is burning. How do I clean egg out of a window screen?
 

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Originally Posted by Slopho
...what's wrong with people?? I don't think I've done anything to deserve my house getting egged. I'm getting a gun.

Do you drive a Gran Torino?
 

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+1..but not only that, a gun won't do anything unless you see them in the act. Pretty sure if I was egging a house, I'd make sure everyone is sleeping and has a nice suprise before their morning commute. Did you see them in the act? If so, why didn't you jsut go out with a crowbar or a bat?

Originally Posted by kwilkinson
No offense meant, but how is a gun going to stop anyone from egging your house. You're going to shoot someone for throwing eggs?
 

Slopho

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Originally Posted by oneeightyseven
+1..but not only that, a gun won't do anything unless you see them in the act. Pretty sure if I was egging a house, I'd make sure everyone is sleeping and has a nice suprise before their morning commute. Did you see them in the act? If so, why didn't you jsut go out with a crowbar or a bat?

No, I wish I did. Funny thing is I don't keep a crowbar or bat near the door. I think I'm going to start.

Punk bastards did it right in the afternoon.
 

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Bastards have balls. Probably some elementary school kids who decided to take the day off becuase it is spring and be dicks. Nothing against you, brother!
 

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maybe you should step it: TP their houses
 

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eggs > TP..stepping it up would be paintball or taking a dump on their porch. But that's a little
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I used to egg houses every weekend when I was a kid. My best friend's father was an ER doc so he was never home, and his mother was a real estate agent that slept whenever she wasn't working, so we'd always sneak out after midnight to terrorize the neighborhood. We both went to the same private school, and on March break we'd egg the public schools that were still in class. I remember one time they had the windows open and we launched a ton of eggs right through it into the classroom.
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And to answer your question, you probably didn't do anything to deserve it. We picked targets at random. I'd just let it go. Trying to get back at them will do one of a few things a) make you a dedicated target instead of a random one b) you might injure one of them, and their parents will sue your ass.
 

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Man, I egged so many houses when I was a kid. We would buy the value packs then leave them out in the sun for a few weeks to rot. If you lived in my neighborhood in Atlanta there is a good chance I egged you.

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Originally Posted by VKK3450
Man, I egged so many houses when I was a kid. We would buy the value packs then leave them out in the sun for a few weeks to rot. If you lived in my neighborhood in Atlanta there is a good chance I egged you.

K


What the **** is wrong with you??
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